FF For FREE: Karate/Kung-Fu/MMA trophies
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Martial arts trophies. Are you an 80's child now with a child of your own? Impress your kid and their friends with a story you can claim your own; their daddy is a karate master.
Kid being bullied in school? With minor modifications, turn these into the perfect modern day mind fuck for their bullies. (i.e. invite their bullies for play date at the house, hopefully send these bullies shaking their tails without lifting a finger) (disclaimer: not guarantee to work)
Add a black belt (or tapout shirts) if you want to be over the top, but that's just kinda like those Powered by Mugen stickers of the 2001's though, maybe more like neon underglow. Prefer not to part out black belts, but if you pay to have name stitching removed highly possible. I'd rather keep them for personal use, Jian Ghomeshi style.
These have kept me safe from being bullied by those mean power house M.Alex jock head of the days (have you seen the monster arms on that guy?)... Makes them think, hmmmm the kid doesn't lift, but better not bother fucking with him; I'll just spend my time picking on someone else, or not skip leg day this week, again.
Just trying to downsize, but don't want them going to waste. Definitely a must have for someone building their basement trophy rooms.
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