Buying the clippers and a #2 all over is the way forward. I must have saved hundreds of dollars over the years doing this. Great for low maintenance too...gym, anything with a helmet etc. I just can't bring myself to pay 30/40 bucks every couple of months.
Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.