Dog poo on my house sidewalk

[speedog]

Dog poop on my house sidewalk, an actual honest to goodness 311 report.

Snowflake or just dumb person?

[J-hop]

Inb4 "what an idiot! But yea I freaking hate it when people don't pick up after their dog"

[Thaco]

i had dog shit in my fenced yard, but then i watched the video and it was cat shit, still really annoying, i dont have the 4 legged fuckers because i dont wanna deal with this (quote literal) shit!

[jhmed]

Before I had dogs I couldn't figure out where all the shit was coming from in my back yard... Neighbours had dogs but always kept in the yard and it was fully fenced. AFAIK, I wasn't on anyone's shit list, pardon the pun.

Then one sunny spring Saturday I'm sitting out on the deck with a beverage and a book when all of a sudden a Magpie lands on the railing, beak full of a giant dog turd... Still had a clump of snow and a leaf attached. As I slowly reached for my phone (cuz no one is going to believe this), the little fucker dropped the dog shit on my deck and flew off.

[speedog]

Originally posted by Thaco
i had dog shit in my fenced yard, but then i watched the video and it was cat shit, still really annoying, i dont have the 4 legged fuckers because i dont wanna deal with this (quote literal) shit!

So would you expect the CoC to do so like it appears the 311 reporter is maybe expecting?

[Thaco]

Originally posted by speedog


So would you expect the CoC to do so like it appears the 311 reporter is maybe expecting?

i dont know what you're saying here, i just tossed it over the fence to the other condo complex, it was frozen anwyay

[Xtrema]

Originally posted by speedog
Dog poop on my house sidewalk, an actual honest to goodness 311 report.

Snowflake or just dumb person?

Entitle Mahogany residence that paid top dollar to be in the community and still found shit.

[KPHMPH]

Originally posted by Xtrema


Entitle Mahogany residence that paid top dollar to be in the community and still found shit.

Hey now, Mahogany is the best.

[schocker]

I think I would actually pay the city money if they let me make snarky responses for the majority of 311 complaints.

[speedog]

Originally posted by schocker
I think I would actually pay the city money if they let me make snarky responses for the majority of 311 complaints.

You and me both, I would bet that there are a lot of interesting stories swapped at coffee breaks there. I would imagine that it would be more difficult to keep a straight face if someone called in this dog poop complaint, having to listen to such a complaint and not actually laugh or educate the caller would be so difficult.

[max_boost]

Yup props to those who can answer those calls.

Some people are real gems.

[nismodrifter]

DNA sample necessary in this case for sure

[toastgremlin]

Originally posted by speedog


You and me both, I would bet that there are a lot of interesting stories swapped at coffee breaks there.

I just want to see their internal "best calls" list. It'd be worth going through the interview and getting hired just to leaf through it, try to catch a peek at their break room bulletin board with email threads on it.

The 311 app is great so you can see what dicks your neighbours are. There's some guy in Beddington who posts a series of angry photos every day of unshoveled pathways in a nearby park.

[jabjab]

There is a huge green space behind my house with a pathway. Sometimes my dog runs into the deep snow far away from the path and takes a shit. If its too far out and the snow is deep, I don't go get it.

[vengie]

Originally posted by jabjab
There is a huge green space behind my house with a pathway. Sometimes my dog runs into the deep snow far away from the path and takes a shit. If its too far out and the snow is deep, I don't go get it.

Sounds like it will be a shitty situation come spring.

[JRSC00LUDE]

Originally posted by jabjab
There is a huge green space behind my house with a pathway. Sometimes my dog runs into the deep snow far away from the path and takes a shit. If its too far out and the snow is deep, I don't go get it.

You're a lazy dog Owner, I hope someone finds it in the spring and puts it in your mailbox.

[Seth1968]

Originally posted by jabjab
There is a huge green space behind my house with a pathway. Sometimes my dog runs into the deep snow far away from the path and takes a shit. If its too far out and the snow is deep, I don't go get it.

I suspect that if your dog took a shit 2 feet away from you, then you wouldn't pick it up provided no one else saw it.

Kids play around a green space or park, then step / fall into dog shit because of POS like you.

[bjstare]

Originally posted by jabjab
There is a huge green space behind my house with a pathway. Sometimes my dog runs into the deep snow far away from the path and takes a shit. If its too far out and the snow is deep, I don't go get it.

God, you're lazy. I can't stand it when dickheads find (poor) excuses to not clean up after their dogs.

My shoes get filled with snow on a regular basis when I'm going to clean up after my dogs; I figure that's easier to deal with than some poor sucker getting shit stuck to their shoes later on.

[J-hop]

Dog poo = free hand warmer in the winter.

[klumsy_tumbler]

Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE



You're a lazy dog Owner, I hope someone finds it in the spring and puts it in your mailbox.

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