Wife is in so much pain today, she can't get out of bed. Got some shatter for her and it works like a dream but we don't have the proper bowl.
So I walked into a smoke shop to get a titanium bowl and torch. Girl asks "are you looking for something in particular?"
"Yes, thank you...I need a titanium bowl and torch for shatter"
"Ohhh I'm sorry...because you said the word "shatter" I can't sell to you without your medical license"
WTF?!!!!!
*sigh* "Sorry Love...I couldn't buy you a pipe.
What a fucking joke