Finally, outta this ghetto palace. You know, it's not the fact that the host lied saying there're 2 baths while there's only 1... It's not for the fact that there was TV listed in the amenities though it's not actually hooked up to anything and the host's response was there's wifi provided, TV is there for you to cast your Netflix to. It's not for the fact that their long term trashy basement tenant with their loud ass mofo barking dog taking a poop every hour going to the yard and letting the door spring slam on the latch (vs. considerately gentle closing in a co-habit/home share situation), doesn't sleep till past 11pm gets up before 6:20am making sure the Airbnb guests on the main level is well aware you're up and alive.
Hell, it's not even about sharing side by side rooms with a co-worker, in a non-homosexual environment, with only glass doors between us so we can't do our own thing.
What bugged me the most about this Airbnb experience was the fact that just when you thought the comfy bed was justttttt right, waking up realizing it was meant for Goldilocks.