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    Leaving my condo parkade this morning, I notice that a bird is flying around. He keeps flying back and forth and kinda keeps hitting the windows. He's probably trying to get out, but the parkade, like most parkades, are built like mazes and the bird probably isn't going to be able to find his way out.

    Should I be calling condo management or animal control or something?
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    Idle your car until the bird stop flying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sexualbanana View Post
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    Leaving my condo parkade this morning, I notice that a bird is flying around. He keeps flying back and forth and kinda keeps hitting the windows. He's probably trying to get out, but the parkade, like most parkades, are built like mazes and the bird probably isn't going to be able to find his way out.

    Should I be calling condo management or animal control or something?
    he gets near you, burn that motherfucker to the ground. because bird flu lol

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    Call 911 for help

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    Idle your car until the bird stop flying.
    The most logical solution...

    But guaranteed that bird is pretty stoked that he found a home out of the cold... As such, I don't believe that even if he got out he wouldn't stay out... We have this issue with our shop at work, bird shit everywhere and can't get them to stay out.

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    Get a hawk?

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    Open the windows that he keeps hitting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by roopi View Post
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    Open the windows that he keeps hitting?
    Windows don't open. Just coloured glass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roopi View Post
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    Open the windows that he keeps hitting?
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    Windows don't open. Just coloured glass.
    Did you try a rock?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lilmira View Post
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    Get a hawk?
    So now there's a hawk trapped in my parkade. He keeps flying back and forth and kinda keeps hitting the windows. He's probably trying to get out, but the parkade, like most parkades, are built like mazes and the hawk probably isn't going to be able to find his way out.

    Should I be calling condo management or animal control or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swank View Post
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    So now there's a hawk trapped in my parkade. He keeps flying back and forth and kinda keeps hitting the windows. He's probably trying to get out, but the parkade, like most parkades, are built like mazes and the hawk probably isn't going to be able to find his way out.

    Should I be calling condo management or animal control or something?
    And now it's attacking people.
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    So what’s the word on the bird?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomcoPDR View Post
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    So what’s the word on the bird?
    Bird is the word.

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    Have you heard?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    Idle your car until the bird stop flying.

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