Was perusing the Lee Valley catalog that came in the mail recently and came upon something that falls into that category that could be considered something as a gift for that person who thinks they have everything.
The item, a broom-corn cake tester retailing for $7.95 - link to said item and picture as well below. And to think I've been using toothpicks to do this at 650 for $0.99 at Superstore or the fancy round ones at 250 for $1.99..
Anyhow, there must be more of this shit out there and compiling a list might give people ideas as to what to get those beyond ballers - Lee Valley is a place that seems to have a lot of this shit.