World Cup 2018 Russia

[arktrance]

What a fucking game! Love Japan's play all around. They pressured high and played with no fear against Belgium. Fantastic display of football.

Now I'm hoping Belgium can destroy crybaby Neymar and Brazil.

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Neymar and his acting :

[Bladeh]

Almost to the point I can't watch Brazil no more with Neymar Jr playing, someone should really show him what a tackle really is.

[tonytiger55]

Round sixteen my Beyond forum brothers. Gather around.... gather around... and let's take a moment to remember those fallen in battle... They are on the long walk home.. eating canned tuna and nibbling on brioche buns. The poor buggers... I weep for them.. No seriously.. I do.. Weeps of JOY...

Spain, Germany, Mexico, Argentina... I could go on...
There have been some amazing games.. Brillant play...
But lets face it. After all these games.. There is only one game the world wants to watch...
Yes yes my Beyonders.. Please contain your excitement. I know I know..
Its always about when England play..
They may play good,
They may play shit.
Its always about the England game..
Take Belgium.. they struggled with Japan.. but they fought through. But when it was the England game... they gave it all the beans.
Why...? Because its always about the England game.



Tomorrow... Colombia are the favourites.. look at their record..
But St George has arrived in town.. and he is looking for the Colombian Smaug..


Back in the Colombian hotel..the players are expecting a powdery package from Bogota. But it has not arrived...They sit in the hotel reception...
Hesitation and murmors of unease are about.

A Colombian player shouts... 'what are we going to do... I need a fix right now!'
The manager responds 'Keep it together'... but he knows panic is starting to settle..
A Colombian player darts to the toilet.. sets himself on the throne and releases his inner demons...its too much for him to handle.. the smell of fear fills the stalls and leaks out to the player's lounge..

Panic spreads... A scream...'I can't take it no more!' This tension.. the lions.. They are coming for us! They are coming for us.. We are lambs to the slaughter.. !'
Out of the misty stench.. and dark shadows.. a figure suddenly appeared..


The players looks stunned... 'No... No... it can't be'.
The figure spoke and stepped forward..

Valderrama..! The players cried out in unison and joy! 'We thought you went into hiding after going bald.!'.


He spoke.. 'My brothers...I did.. but then the lord told me about the Power of Rogain and a dodgy clinic in Poland.. but alas.. I am back..'
The players could not believe what they were hearing... There is hope..
'Follow me'...

Igor had just started the night shift.. He was cutting the lemons and limes.. He suddenly saw a bushy haired man enter the bar with a bunch of agitated men that appeared to be the Colombia team..


He reached down for the gun that was by his side...
Valderama.. walked forward.. in a deep voice and piercing eyes... spoke...
' Bartender... We need something... you know... '
Igor knew but wanted a bit more clarification. 'What precisely..?'
'coke... we need COKE'..
Igor narrowed his eyes and looked right into Valderrama.. Igor suddenly stepped back.. grabbed his gun and pulled out a glass... and aimed..
'Is Pepsi ok..?'

[msommers]

FIFA brings out the ZenOps in you!

[ExtraSlow]

Tony for mayor

[austic]

yesterdays games were actually not bad. Besides Neymar acting like an idiot. The Japan Belgium game was awesome.

So far my biggest gripe today is TSN keeps switching feeds with FS1. I go from my dignified English commentators to some american commentators.... the game seems to lose its elegance when commentated by a yank.

[tonytiger55]

What a dull game.. its like neither Sweden or the Swiss want to play in the next round..

[tonytiger55]

Daaaang... Sweden managed to put something together Ikea style... the Swiss had a peice of thier toblerone taken away..
Man the commentry is so crap... its even worse... the anaysis.. Phil Nevill, Jemain Jenias and a female to make it 'fair'... totally shit.

Looks like Abba full swing in the quarterfinals..

ENGLAND is up next! Wohoo!! Im off to the pub!

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This Tony the Tigger guy deserves a custom user title from his soccer analysis

[lilmira]

https://www.cnet.com/news/world-cup-...hank-you-note/
That's a classy bunch. As nice as Canadians are, I don't think we pick up garbage like that, kudos to the Japanese.

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he spoke.. 'my brothers...i did.. But then the lord told me about the power of rogain and a dodgy clinic in poland.. But alas.. I am back..'
the players could not believe what they were hearing... There is hope..

L-O-fuckin-L.

[tonytiger55]

Gooooooallll!!!!!
Fucking brilliant!!!!

[tonytiger55]

[never]

Better hope it doesn't go to penalty kicks!

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haha

Is it me or are there a lot of extra time goals this World Cup?!

[taemo]

^extra time goals and PKs

saw on google that the score was 0-1 for ENG and 90min +2, then when I got back to my desk it was 1-1, turning out to be an exciting game.

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Oh baby here we go!

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Good job England. Tigger can relax a bit haha

[austic]

what a game