What a brilliant game. Sheer tactical masterpiece by the England manager. Watch and learn.... watch and learn..
The England team gave the illusion of attacking and wanting to win.. then they slowly fell back deep and gave a half arsed attempt at defending.. They clearly learned this from watching the Toronto FC on how to defend like shit. Fucking Genius!
Belgium completely unaware took a pot shot at the English goal.. The keeper anticipated this and reached over with his wrong hand and just missed saving the ball. Thus giving the optical illusion he could not reach it... Brilliant.. just brilliant..
Later in the game Tthe Belgian team were mesmerised by Rashfords play and he broke through with Maradona briilliance. Upon going one on one with the keeper.. at the last minute it entered his head... (Manchester accent)'Wha da fuck am I doing???!' and then proceeded to hit the ball wide of the keeper. . That was close... The nearly gave the game plan away...
So with the game wrapped up... the Belgian team are kicking the shit of the goal scorer in the dressing room. The Manager Roberto Martinez has the daunting task of figuring out how to take on the Samurai..even then.. he might have to face the Transgender boys from Brazil or Le Nachos from central America.
Back in Bogota Columbia... The roar of the three lions had been heard across the Andies... news had spread fast. Whispers and rumours of impending doom spread across the population.
The Narcos cartel convened a emergency meeting...
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England playing so well has been a disaster for exports.. Too much happeness in England had reduced the consumption of the coke that would have been used to to deal with the misery. Beer sales had shot up and consumption of Chicken Tika Masala had hit a all time high.. Butter chicken flowed through Carnaby street and the mornings were erupted with violent shits of joy.. The pungent stench of Englands joy-us run had even started to wafted across the English channel and into France.. This was causing a mild irritable stir amongst the baguette eating natives..
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The Narcos cartel needed England sad and miserable.. Cartel members started to argue with one another...
Then in the shadows... over the haze of cigarette smoke...One member of the cartel blew out a plum from his cigarette and spoke......
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'this might be our chance to restore our exports!.. Defeat this.. Eng...Land.. '
How...? They all asked...
The shadowy figure softly spoke... Back in 1986... Our brothers across the border defeated them... They fed coke to one of the players.. This time we will do it for all players!
Yes yes.. shouted another..member then they all let out a deep harty laugh... Thats what we will do... coke up our players!
At the moment the hookers had all arrived... this signalled the end of the meeting..
The women displayed fake smiles and wide eyes.. but behind it.. a tear was shed.. the Narcos Cartels were all just delusional...
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The girls knew the true reality of what awaited the Columbian national team.. St George had been summoned and he needed a dragon to slay... that dragon was going to be COLUMBIA...
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