World Cup 2018 Russia

[Bladeh]

Nice goal from Messi, I didn’t think it was a penalty to Nigeria as the guy was looking for it..... but then again this World Cup is all over the place with VAR, I think we’ve had more penalties so far this World Cup than the whole of the 2014 World Cup.

France v Argentina should be a interesting game, I like Croatia’s chances of getting far this tournament.

[schocker]

Noooooo. That was some shit tier play from Germany.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

LOOOOL Fuck yeah Korea!

[max_boost]

Fkn Germans just don't win in Mother Russia lol

How about Sweden!!!

[lilmira]

damn Gangnam style!

[Brent.ff]

My pool is soooo fucked haha

[Quizzes]

Screw my World Cup pool. Go Japan!

[tonytiger55]

Wow... just wow... Brockwurst got eaten by the Zerg.

Fucking Naymar faked a foul and got a Serbian player booked.

[arktrance]

Yup, fuck my bracket as well. It's done, haha.

Is it a curse that has emerged from the last couple of tournaments? Check out the previous winners:

1998 France - knocked out in group stages 2002
2006 Italy - knocked out in group stages 2010
2010 Spain - knocked out in group stages 2014
And now... 2014 Germany - knocked out in group stages 2018

Brazil won the World Cup in 2002 and were able to get through groups in 2006 but lost in the quarter-final knockout stage.

So, for 2022 World Cup Bracket, don't select the winner of 2018 to make it through group stages? Haha!

[tonytiger55]

https://twitter.com/FIAFormulaE/stat...17551839293441

[tonytiger55]

My Beyond brethren... yes... Today is the third chapter in the greatest show on earth..

After yesterdays glorious performance by the South Korean Zerglings... they return to the hive knowing Brockwurst will be on the flight menu home.

Germany are out of the world cup... Bahahahahahaha..

Today we will see the mighty Three Lions charge forward and raid the Belgian Waffle houses. We will show the world that the Belgians are nothing more than little sprouts. Cabbage patch kids at best...


Come forth and join me at the Ship. If you are a brave soul I may grace you my presence and allow you to buy me a beer. A BELGIAN BEER. Muhahahahahahahaaa

[Xtrema]

The quickest German exit from Russian soil since 1945

1938: #GER knocked out in group stages.
1939: World War II starts
2018: #GER knocked out in group stages.
2019: ❓❓❓������

Well, given Germans are now distracted any more, this week's EU meeting on migrants could get interesting.

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Senegal eliminated from the groups after tying Japan on points, GA/GF , goal differential, and H2H. First WC team in history to be eliminated based on fair play - it doesn't get much tighter than that!

England/Belgium not a particularly meaningful game (apart from playing Japan or Colombia) but I want to see England keep up their momentum.

[austic]

Seems that the round of 16 has two very different sides of the bracket. Are we going to get a game today where neither team wants to win? To me the second place in the group will have an easier path to the cup.

[Xtrema]

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Seems that the round of 16 has two very different sides of the bracket. Are we going to get a game today where neither team wants to win? To me the second place in the group will have an easier path to the cup.

England vs Belgium. Neither wants to win and will sit all players with red/yellow cards.

Being 2nd definitely has a better time getting to the final.

[taemo]

easy, score on your own goal

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England vs Belgium. Neither wants to win and will sit all players with red/yellow cards.

Being 2nd definitely has a better time getting to the final.

haha the games are only worth watching when there's something on the line. Or in this case which ever side can sandbag it properly

[austic]

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easy, score on your own goal

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/...rre-match-ever

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Best line of the sportscast so far. England and Belgium players chatting warm up. "This game will have all the tension of a beach bbq" lol

[tonytiger55]

I just scoffed a half nacho platter... I feel so sick....

[tonytiger55]

What a brilliant game. Sheer tactical masterpiece by the England manager. Watch and learn.... watch and learn..
The England team gave the illusion of attacking and wanting to win.. then they slowly fell back deep and gave a half arsed attempt at defending.. They clearly learned this from watching the Toronto FC on how to defend like shit. Fucking Genius!

Belgium completely unaware took a pot shot at the English goal.. The keeper anticipated this and reached over with his wrong hand and just missed saving the ball. Thus giving the optical illusion he could not reach it... Brilliant.. just brilliant..

Later in the game Tthe Belgian team were mesmerised by Rashfords play and he broke through with Maradona briilliance. Upon going one on one with the keeper.. at the last minute it entered his head... (Manchester accent)'Wha da fuck am I doing???!' and then proceeded to hit the ball wide of the keeper. . That was close... The nearly gave the game plan away...

So with the game wrapped up... the Belgian team are kicking the shit of the goal scorer in the dressing room. The Manager Roberto Martinez has the daunting task of figuring out how to take on the Samurai..even then.. he might have to face the Transgender boys from Brazil or Le Nachos from central America.

Back in Bogota Columbia... The roar of the three lions had been heard across the Andies... news had spread fast. Whispers and rumours of impending doom spread across the population.


The Narcos cartel convened a emergency meeting...


England playing so well has been a disaster for exports.. Too much happeness in England had reduced the consumption of the coke that would have been used to to deal with the misery. Beer sales had shot up and consumption of Chicken Tika Masala had hit a all time high.. Butter chicken flowed through Carnaby street and the mornings were erupted with violent shits of joy.. The pungent stench of Englands joy-us run had even started to wafted across the English channel and into France.. This was causing a mild irritable stir amongst the baguette eating natives..


The Narcos cartel needed England sad and miserable.. Cartel members started to argue with one another...
Then in the shadows... over the haze of cigarette smoke...One member of the cartel blew out a plum from his cigarette and spoke......

'this might be our chance to restore our exports!.. Defeat this.. Eng...Land.. '
How...? They all asked...
The shadowy figure softly spoke... Back in 1986... Our brothers across the border defeated them... They fed coke to one of the players.. This time we will do it for all players!
Yes yes.. shouted another..member then they all let out a deep harty laugh... Thats what we will do... coke up our players!



At the moment the hookers had all arrived... this signalled the end of the meeting..
The women displayed fake smiles and wide eyes.. but behind it.. a tear was shed.. the Narcos Cartels were all just delusional...


The girls knew the true reality of what awaited the Columbian national team.. St George had been summoned and he needed a dragon to slay... that dragon was going to be COLUMBIA...