Attempted Armed B&E - Church Ranches
I had two masked and one unmasked female assailant gain entrance to my house on a 4-acre plot yesterday morning at 9:30am sharp. They entered using a basement walkout door just after I had gotten out of the shower. I was actually sitting on the toilet when I heard whispering across the basement, I immediately realized what was going on, and also realized they had literally caught me in the worst possible position but took a deep breathe and readied myself for a confrontation. They saw the light on in the washroom and the door was also open so they quieted down and approached the washroom slowly, I could actually hear each step the first guy took in the carpet.
The first thing I saw come around the corner was a Gen4 Glock17, followed by a balaclava covered face. We locked eyes for about 3/4's of a second and had a little silent conversation. I made it clear that he had better shoot me where I sat because I was surely coming for his ass if he didn't. His eyes went about the size of dinner plates and all three of them headed out the way they came in. Keep in mind I made sure to wipe as I heard the first few footsteps so I was ready to rock and roll. I exited the washroom to the hallway so that I could get a look at them. I will include descriptions of all three at the end. I grabbed my Louisville slugger, naked as a buck, and met them on the driveway. I won't go into how my house is situated but as soon as I opened the front door, I knew where they were parked because I couldn't see the vehicle but I could hear them slamming doors and starting the engine.
I started down the driveway barefoot, as fast as i could go. I knew the vehicle was going to come out flying from where it was parked so I couldn't get behind it. I assume they had pulled in so that they could reverse out of the driveway without me seeing their plate if they ran into an issue like this, maybe it was just easier to pull in that way, I'm not sure, but sure as hell the beige first generation Toyota Matrix came flying out from the side of the garage, right in front of me.
At this point these guys were reversing out of a 60-yard driveway as fast as they possibly could, and they knew I hadn't seen the plate. I was literally a foot and a half off of their front bumper running at a pace that I was shredding the bottoms of my feet on the asphalt. I was waiting for the perfect time to take a swing at the hood/bumper, so at least I could tell the RCMP that I marked the vehicle. I swung and I missed, they reversed all the way out of my driveway and then kept backwards out of the crescent and down the hill, so I only managed to get a partial plate.
All that I have to say after the whole ordeal is that Biggie Smalls was a smart man.
"I got nines in the bedroom, Glocks in the kitchen
A shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shittin'" - If I Should Die Before I Wake
Vehicle - First generation Toyota Matrix painted beige with BNJ as the first three letters on the plate. No noticeable damage or markings on the vehicle. No tint.
First suspect - White male 6ft tall BLUE eyes, slim meth head build, wearing a balaclava that I will remember until the day I die. It was neoprene off black, almost grey, with yellow trim around the eyes and mouth hole and skeleton looking markings all over the face. Donning a Gen4 Glock17, he moved surprisingly tactical. He had taken a knee before bringing the barrel of the pistol around the door frame at a 45 degree angle.
Second suspect - White male between 5'6 and 5'8 stocky build, carrying black duffel bags and what I believe to be a Mossberg 500 pistol grip. (I only saw the back of this guy). He was wearing a black woven balaclava and all black.
Third suspect - White or Native girl between 5'6 and 5'8. Dark hair in a pony tail, wearing a black jacket and jeans.
If anyone else lives in this area please PM me ASAP as this car was seen by nearly all my neighbours creeping through the neighbourhood going three to four weeks back. They had the whole neighbourhood cased out.
One very odd detail is that our Canada Post community Mailbox seems to have been broken into or attempted to be broken into on the same day. Im not sure if they were thinking they would find a credit or debit card mailed to my address and then be able to connect that to documents within the house and try and empty some bank accounts, thats a mystery to me.
You guys haven't failed many people, you have definitely come through for me several times, I just thought I would try again.
Thanks guys.
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