Touchstone Bill, or in my case Darren may not be the best option.
I was rate optimized this year too, and with the cooperators quote I just got, time to move on.
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents... some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new Dark Age."
-H.P. Lovecraft