Dogs are my child replacements, way less liability than owning humans... you can also lock them up for 8hrs a day without being arrested. Can go out for a nice meal without screaming... cause you can leave them alone!
Dog hair... that does suck, but still better than cleaning up the messes of children
Do I have a “pitbull”? fuck if I know, one of them has the face of a pit for sure... but he was a rescue, so dunno! Big MF though... he single handily solved the car prowler issue my street use to have! What’s great about big dogs though is that they HAVE to be well behaved... where as those little rodent dogs can be complete assholes. My dogs think twice before doing anything remotely close to “misbehaving” I couldn’t even imagine them going after a child, even if that child was poking their eyeballs or pulling their tails. They are at a point where their response to an unpleasant situation is to lick their way out of it, funny as hell when I get the one dog all riled up and that’s the response I get
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