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    That chick's grandma sounds like a pussy.

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    Watching water beads roll off a coated/waxed car.

    When tire pressure is exactly the same on each wheel with tpms readout (stupid kpa only )

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    I'll one up that.
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    The sound of driving on fresh pavement. Or rather the lack of sound.
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    Came back to ogle 2Legit2Quit wife's buns...
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    They're certainly big, but I don't know if they are the BEST I've tasted.

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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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    The sound of driving on fresh pavement. Or rather the lack of sound.
    Mmmm Deerfoot

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    Applying roundup using the battery powered spray wand. Something really satisfying about seeing a lone dandelion or thistle popping through the concrete and knowing that its days are now numbered after you hit it with a shot of chemicals.

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    Applying roundup using the battery powered spray wand. Something really satisfying about seeing a lone dandelion or thistle popping through the concrete and knowing that its days are now numbered after you hit it with a shot of chemicals.
    Before and after so I can feel satisfied too!
    I was on the fence on buying it when it was on sale, haha.

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    Time spent at Azuridge is time well spent, whether it's a couple hours during the day, an evening meal or a wonderful night's stay.
    Today might just be the best day of 2021.

    Insane property that used to somehow be someone's residence, and, Fountains Of Wayne. (I can't fuckin believe the Rona killed that guy...)

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    Plus, I found a new favourite beer!!
    Zero Issues Cryostasis Pilsner. Get in my belly!!

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    The sound of a bike bell blueshifting.

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    Time spent at Azuridge is time well spent, whether it's a couple hours during the day, an evening meal or a wonderful night's stay.
    Today might just be the best day of 2021.

    Insane property that used to somehow be someone's residence, and, Fountains Of Wayne. (I can't fuckin believe the Rona killed that guy...)

    [ATTACH=CONFIG][/ATTACH]

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    Plus, I found a new favourite beer!!
    Zero Issues Cryostasis Pilsner. Get in my belly!!
    I keep looking at that place, but always end up going to the mountains instead. I really should pull the trigger on it someday soon.
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    Came back to ogle 2Legit2Quit wife's buns...
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    They're certainly big, but I don't know if they are the BEST I've tasted.

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    This Sunday keeps giving...

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    This Sunday keeps giving...
    When is it going to give you some picture taking lessons. What I am saying is you're a terrible photographer.
    Originally posted by SJW
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    When is it going to give you some picture taking lessons. What I am saying is you're a terrible photographer.
    Give him a break, he was almost a whole mimosa in.
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    Came back to ogle 2Legit2Quit wife's buns...
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    They're certainly big, but I don't know if they are the BEST I've tasted.

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    Give him a break, anyone who gets married at Mandalay Bay has no taste anyway.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tik-Tok View Post
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    Give him a break, he was almost a whole mimosa in.
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    Give him a break, anyone who gets married at Mandalay Bay has no taste anyway.
    I love you guys. You're doing the lord's work.
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    Originally posted by SJW
    Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
    Originally posted by snowcat
    Don't let the e-thugs and faggots get to you when they quote your posts and write stupid shit.
    Originally posted by JRSC00LUDE
    I say stupid shit all the time.
    ^^ Fact Checked

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    I'll develop an equally flaccid response, but it'll also take me 4 days.

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    You guys focusing on the mimosa? I'm looking at those Blue Menu smokies in front of the mimosas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThePenIsMightier View Post
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    I'll develop an equally flaccid response, but it'll also take me 4 days.
    You will never be as flaccid as me.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JRSC00LUDE View Post
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    When is it going to give you some picture taking lessons. What I am saying is you're a terrible photographer.
    I'm not a graduate of the Emily Carr University of Art and Design, but I did help my friend prepare his portfolio for his application and he did get in and graduate. My contributions were almost exclusively giving his various pictures hilarious names because they stubbornly insisted that all pieces be named and his application was due tomorrow, but nonetheless, I was there.

    This is a simple photo where the items in the foreground are out of focus. They are out of focus intentionally. Why? Because the camera is very close to them and that makes the relative distance between the lens and the alleged subjects and the distance between those alleged subjects significant which makes focusing a choice of one or the other. Focus on the Prosecco glasses and everything else looks stupid, particularly the blurry cigar. Focus on the cigar and the glasses look stupid. Take a picture of labels and you're as creative as a rap video, so you remove the cigar band, twist the glasses and drop focus. There is some term about this pertaining to depth of field, or something. I don't know - I'm just a guy who took a picture with a cell phone camera, but I did do it in a certain way and on purpose.

    The reality is that neither is the subject of the photograph. The true subject is The Day so by focusing beside or behind what is screaming for attention in the foreground, the photo indicates that those were mere passing elements, or contributions of the day. The Day didn't boil down to a smoke and a drink.

    I went out with friends and family. I saw a Ferrari. I ate a fancy burger apparently made of Wagyu. I sat in the shade and a breeze kept me from sweating like a gross pig. I wore a nice shirt and didn't get all sweaty even though it was extremely hot. My kids coloured on the menus of a fancy restaurant at a billionaire's former house. It was a beautiful drive. Etc etc etc.

    So if you want I can try to keep things to simple head shots, "eyes forward onto the lens, hold still and big smile" but I don't think I'll stick with it. You and I both know that you want your crank shots to look exactly like Craigslist ad's but know that deep down, a professional photographer was hired to do them.

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