Weird small things that give you joy.

[killramos]

Buncha candy asses around here.

[schurchill39]

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If I walk in and the lid is down and motion lights are still on, I just keep on walking.

At my old office we had more floors than we actually needed so I would head down to one that was either mainly conference rooms or HR/AR/AP and shit in those bathrooms because the mall population was much lower there. Nothing like a good clean work bathroom with no one coming in and dropping a fecal Hiroshima beside you.

[DonJuan]

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Wouldn't know. Last I read was years ago, something about nickel.

He's been going on about nuking aircraft carriers a lot lately.

[XylathaneGTR]

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Buncha candy asses around here.

I believe "Cream Puffs" is the appropriate term.

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Nothing like a good clean work bathroom with no one coming in and dropping a fecal Hiroshima beside you.

My first day back in the office after 2 straight years of WFH, some dude unleashed utter hell in the stall next to me while I was having a nice, quiet, innocent poop. Made me feel like I was living on a farm, and I appreciated WFH just that much more.

[killramos]

I think the reference you were looking for is crème puffs

[suntan]

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My first day back in the office after 2 straight years of WFH, some dude unleashed utter hell in the stall next to me while I was having a nice, quiet, innocent poop. Made me feel like I was living on a farm, and I appreciated WFH just that much more.

You were beta'd by a superior alpha male.

[XylathaneGTR]

Ain't nobody got time for accents. Most of us are just regular working joes who drink coffee from Tim Hortons, man.

Re: Shitting - word, I know my place in the pecking order now. Same thing as when someone in the urinal next to you lets out a huge urinal fart to balance the back-pressure, right? If you can't respond with a louder fart...you've been cuck'd.

[ExtraSlow]

When you finish all the ink in a pen. Man I love these Uniball Jetstream pens.

[Sentry]

I am a uniball guy myself, but prefer the OG Vision

[ExtraSlow]

I have tested a lot of pens. This Jetstream version is incredible.

[killramos]

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I am a uniball guy myself, but prefer the OG Vision

This is an excellent pen, though the ink runs a hair fast I’ll admit. Need to let it dry.

[schurchill39]

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I have tested a lot of pens. This Jetstream version is incredible.

I'm a big Jetstream guy. Easily my favorite pen although I prefer the click top one versus the cap.

[bigbadboss101]

3 straight wins will bring me joy.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Just letting all these pen expertise posts float right on by...

[TomcoPDR]

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Just letting all these pen expertise posts float right on by...

Your Pen Is the mightiest of them all

[suntan]

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Just letting all these pen expertise posts float right on by...

We've all seen your pen.

[JRSC00LUDE]

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We've all seen your pen.

And it's most definitely mightier than my "sword".

I added the quotation marks to really highlight the inadequacy.

[Swank]

Pulling up next to someone at a red light and stopping just so my A-pillar blocks their view of me and discovering it's one of those drivers who 'must see other driver'. Seeing them move forward and back to try and get the glimpse they crave so much is a WSTTGMJ.

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

Thrashing past drivers on a roadcourse who post videos of themselves claiming to do x:xx.xx time but clearly can’t actually do that time in their car.

[DonJuan]

This might belong in the dad thread or the lawn thread but I'm gonna post it here anyway.

I was cutting my lawn and doing a yard clean up on the weekend finally (was being lazy and on vacay). When I cut the lawn and raked it just seemed a little too long and had some rough cut edges prob due to the blade not being sharpened. Didn't bother me too much and thought I'll catch it next time when I cut it, and was mostly pissed about the vole tracks I found. Went inside and had a beer, and thought about how my dad (big gardener and perfectionist) would've made me re-cut the lawn immediately at the correct height when I was a kid. No small feat for a 10 year old and a massive yard front and back which would usually take me about 3 hours. I'd quietly grumble the whole time about missing my Nintendo time.

So, I went back outside sharpened the blade, set the correct height and re-cut. I don't have a lot of lawn front and back so I was back out for another hour total. Lawn now looks perfect, looks even greener for some reason (except for those effing vole tracks). My dad stopped by later that day and gave a li'l nod that the lawn was looking good.

WSTTGMJ