Weird small things that give you joy.

[colinxx235]

Putting on brand new soft socks

Going up a weight in an exercise at the gym

[R-Audi]

The smell of a rink right after the zamboni has finished scraping.

The feel of getting into a cold bed!

[Darell_n]

The feeling of disposing your 8th body in a planter and not yet being caught.

[HiTempguy1]

Shutting any door with a push vs holding onto them until they are completely closed that has the ability to bang/slam but you give it just enough to close without doing so.

Specifically, microwave doors. You need to swing them juuuuust enough for it to overcome the locking mechanisms resistance, but too much and WHAM.

Gives me wood every time.

[Toilet_X]

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The feeling of disposing of your 8th body in a planter and not yet being caught.

You left out the most important part. Being influenced by your confusing sexual nature after making love to another man. I was actually living in that neighborhood at the time too!

[Swank]

When Beyond has 3+ pages of unread posts

[Mista Bob]

Looking at a forum sections latest thread, and correctly guessing that it's a ZenOps post based on the title.

[D'z Nutz]

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That sounds almost poetic....

You should buy my audio book. It's narrated by Gilbert Gottfried.

[msommers]

That first cut into a perfectly cooked steak.

[EK 2.0]

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You should buy my audio book. It's narrated by Gilbert Gottfried.

Available on iTunes??....haha...

[beyond_ban]

Finally being able to release the built up gas after a successful date

[Rat Fink]

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[Tik-Tok]

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The first startup on an engine you built

Really? That's pure panic and terror for me, hahah.

This one caught me off guard just today. My 3 year old just started up Ms.Pac-Man on her moms iPad. Suddenly I saw us playing video games together in a few years.

[heavyfuel]

A fresh President's Choice West Coast Blend pod in my Keurig.

[suntan]

When you're talking to a girl and she decides to press her chest against your body, and you didn't even have to pay her.

[B.Spilner]

A clean shovel right down to cement while clearing snow.

Like that bitch snow didn't even touch the ground.

[03ozwhip]

When there is no one on the road to drive like a fuck. So I can drive like a fuck.

[heavyfuel]

When I get a customer who understands that I'm not a fucking charity lol

[swak]

When you email a customer trying to catch up on work at 10pm, and they are doing the same and rapidly reply (with no celllphone email signature).... Knowing i'm not the only one with no life lol.

Successfully clearing all emails after a day at work

The sound of crunching snow under your tires / or shoes. Best sound.

Having the ability to drive in the snow, where everyone else is driving 40-50km/h below the speed limit for really no reason... unless summer tires?

[Tik-Tok]

When you roll up to a fast food place and there's a 10 car deep line-up for drive-thru, so you walk inside, get your order, and are back in your car before the drive-thru moves even 3 spots.