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    I have a question about this (might need separate a mega thread). What is the rule on ducks with ducklings crossing the road?
    Last year I swerved to avoid them on Deerfoot/Stoney offramp.

    Some people stop to let them cross (surface streets/speeds sure I'd do this too) but I remember a story about someone getting charged for this on a hwy.
    The answer is it's better to swerve and cause a fully loaded semi to jump the lane divider and kill 3 cars full of Ukrainian orphans than it would be to let one wokey/Liberal voter's dashcam catch you not stopping and possibly endangering a duck's life.
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    Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
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    Don't let the e-thugs and faggots get to you when they quote your posts and write stupid shit.
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    The rule is, always, hit the animal.

    Don’t be an idiot.
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    If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
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    fact.
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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    They so damn cute tho

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    Always hit the cute thing is actually a good mantra for life.
    Originally posted by Thales of Miletus

    If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
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    fact.
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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    They aren't worth many points, but still if you can get the whole family there is a 2x bonus.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Half the joy of driving is squishing animals.

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    I dont mind ducks.

    But I have an ongoing war with geese.,

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    Fucking gooses
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster View Post
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    I dont mind ducks.

    But I have an ongoing war with geese.,
    Fucking honky boiz causing havoc everywhere.

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    When the gal at the McD's drive through near my work calls me sweetie through the speaker.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    When the gal at the McD's drive through near my work calls me sweetie through the speaker.
    I'm going to piggyback on that. The one old bird at the timmies I go to always says "oh we're going to put a sleeve on that because its hot and I don't want you burning your fingers" but she says it like your grandma would.
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    ...Last thing I want is someone reading my posts and losing their cock over it...
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    Meh, they all look like Jackie Chan to me
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    I'm generally cute.

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    That great.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by killramos View Post
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    Always hit the cute thing is actually a good mantra for life.
    Just tell them that the opposite of love is apathy not anger. That anger still shows you love them.
    Now get in the kitchen and fix me a turkey pot pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    When the gal at the McD's drive through near my work calls me sweetie through the speaker.
    About 10 years ago I went through the McD's drive thru, I was playing a RHCP CD and the extremely cute girl working the payment said "I love RHCP!".

    I would've ravaged her.

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    Redhead clown posse?
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    Redhead clown posse?
    My old gang
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    ...Last thing I want is someone reading my posts and losing their cock over it...
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    Meh, they all look like Jackie Chan to me
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    I'm generally cute.

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    Do a little dance
    And then you drink a little watah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    Redhead clown posse?
    No more of a strawberry blonde.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suntan View Post
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    I would've ravaged her.
    If you're reading this then there's still time.

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    The community FB groups going apeshit about aggressive coyotes.

    For me, coyotes are a 0 out of 10 on the nuisance scale.

    Pet dogs are a 9 out of 10 on the nuisance scale.

    I'm on Team Coyote.

    I think we should import more to help get rid of the dog problem.

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