Weird small things that give you joy.

[Tik-Tok]

Tell them that if they owned dogs that didn't look and sound like dinner to a coyote, it wouldn't be a problem.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Loose cats can also eat a dick.
*Or a delicious bowl of Prestone...

And the #WineMoms who come to their defence can choke on dicks.
"Take your 'fUrBaBy' and shove it directly into its litter box inside your white Yukon XL and drive away in your preposterous sunglasses directly into the river where you can take 11 selfies of you drowning, you worn-out, whore!!"


Whoa!... That escalated quickly...
*fap

[killramos]

Team Coyote.

I like that.

[ExtraSlow]

I am pro pets getting eaten. #teamcoyote

[ThePenIsMightier]

Those with an extra chromosome seemed to get up an hour earlier, today.
I must've opened like 3 threads to (thankfully not) see whatever scholarly debate is occurring behind these:

[SKR]

Putting someone back on my ignore list, after seeing them on there and not remembering why, taking them off, and then realizing that oh, he was on there in the first place because he's a pillock.

[JRSC00LUDE]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

Putting someone back on my ignore list, after seeing them on there and not remembering why, taking them off, and then realizing that oh, he was on there in the first place because he's a pillock.

[suntan]

Used mower for the first time this year. Started up after a few pulls, ran out of gas eventually. Put in gas from last year, didn't start. Emptied tank, put in new gas, mower started. Phew.

[D'z Nutz]

Eating Costco banana chocolate chip muffins frozen.

[SKR]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

Not me, I'm

[SKR]

I got honked at today by a guy driving like a douchebag, while I was also driving like a douchebag. It was great fun.

He yelled at me "you have a fuckin yield sign, you piece of shit". It's true, I did. And I'll run it again.

[ThePenIsMightier]

I love SKR and when you see the brilliance falling out of that guy like here^ you should all realize that you're in the presence of greatness.

I am also in the presence of greatness. Why? Because I'm staying in a hotel room that SKR once stayed in. Look at what this brilliant mother fucker did with his giant, hamburger fingers.



Hirl Poo.
Fuckin legend!


*Ignore the other picture. I will never be able to delete it no matter how long I live. I hate that glitch.

[Sentry]

You guys with zenops blocked are missing out on some prime schizo ramblings. It's like having a personal alex jones for our own amusement.

[schurchill39]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

You guys with zenops blocked are missing out on some prime schizo ramblings. It's like having a personal alex jones for our own amusement.

His racism gives those hillbillies in the Appalachians a run for their money

[SKR]

I'd be shocked if it turns out ZenOps isn't a bot.

[ThePenIsMightier]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

I'd be shocked if it turns out ZenOps isn't a bot.

Does it still constantly start "threads" that consist of nothing but a link to a news article?

If you can't even mention what your stance on Nissan is within your OP, how can you even call it a thread?!?
Do bots experience "love" for CVT's?

[SKR]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

Does it still constantly start "threads" that consist of nothing but a link to a news article?

If you can't even mention what your stance on Nissan is within your OP, how can you even call it a thread?!?
Do bots experience "love" for CVT's?

Wouldn't know. Last I read was years ago, something about nickel.

This message is hidden because ZenOps is on your ignore list.

[ExtraSlow]

When you walk into the work shitter, and the seat is still up from the cleaners, so you know you are the first asshole of the day to sit there.

[Darell_n]

This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote

When you walk into the work shitter, and the seat is still up from the cleaners, so you know you are the first asshole of the day to sit there.

If I walk in and the lid is down and motion lights are still on, I just keep on walking.

[suntan]

I just do a 360 and walk right out.