Weird small things that give you joy.

[03ozwhip]

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I'll sacrifice myself as one of the 15 more you need to get 69

I dont know how many people put me on ignore but im sure I deserved it lol add me to the list!

[JRSC00LUDE]

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I'll sacrifice myself as one of the 15 more you need to get 69

Nice.

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I haven't seen 7 yet, but I should go look.

I think I only have 2 people on ignore: yolobimmer and zenops and some alts (Gestalt etc). I still see people responding to yolobimmer, which I think is funny. Although I wish there was a forum function to ignore posts that are responses to people on your ignore list.

I think he tries to make legitimate posts to backstop his ability to be an ignorant, trolling cunt. But I am not sure.

[ianmcc]

Rolling into the Costco gas pump with my Costco/Mastercard in my mouth, tapping the card at the pump and while it's authorizing the card I'll be getting the cap off and pump inserted ready to go as soon as the pump rolls zeros ready to go. Then getting at least half a tank pumped while my opponent gets their pump started as they are too stupid to figure out their two card system and then stretch their hose over the roof.
Booyah as I win again!

[ExtraSlow]

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Rolling into the Costco gas pump with my Costco/Mastercard in my mouth, tapping the card at the pump and while it's authorizing the card I'll be getting the cap off and pump inserted ready to go as soon as the pump rolls zeros ready to go. Then getting at least half a tank pumped while my opponent gets their pump started as they are too stupid to figure out their two card system and then stretch their hose over the roof.
Booyah as I win again!

You are a dominant specimen.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Rolling into the Costco gas pump with my Costco/Mastercard in my mouth, tapping the card at the pump and while it's authorizing the card I'll be getting the cap off and pump inserted ready to go as soon as the pump rolls zeros ready to go. Then getting at least half a tank pumped while my opponent gets their pump started as they are too stupid to figure out their two card system and then stretch their hose over the roof.
Booyah as I win again!

I bet I can beat you. This is SRS bidness

[SKR]

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This message isn't hidden because schurchill39 isn't on your ignore list.

No way man.

[Darell_n]

Had 10 roll-up-the-rims saved up. Won 7 free coffees and 1 doughnut. Must be a glitch in the matrix or something, more than I’ve won in 10 years combined.

[never]

When you get some wheels from your buddy, put them on your truck, and the fitment is on point!

[Buster]

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Rolling into the Costco gas pump with my Costco/Mastercard in my mouth, tapping the card at the pump and while it's authorizing the card I'll be getting the cap off and pump inserted ready to go as soon as the pump rolls zeros ready to go. Then getting at least half a tank pumped while my opponent gets their pump started as they are too stupid to figure out their two card system and then stretch their hose over the roof.
Booyah as I win again!

Costco pumps are designed to work on either side of the car. Fun fact

[ianmcc]

That's because the average Costco customer is a lazy cretin who chooses the "shorter" lineup even though their car isn't designed to work with pumps on either side of the car.

[schurchill39]

I love an easy peeling orange. A good mandarin orange that is easy to puncture the skin then peels in one piece makes me giddy.

[SKR]

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When you get some wheels from your buddy, put them on your truck, and the fitment is on point!

I would like to know all the specs. Tire size, wheel width and offset, how much your torsion bars are cranked.

It's a real guessing game when it comes to fitting wheels and tires on GM trucks.

[never]

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I would like to know all the specs. Tire size, wheel width and offset, how much your torsion bars are cranked.

It's a real guessing game when it comes to fitting wheels and tires on GM trucks.

Not sure if you really want to know…I can barely turn the wheels! The Duramax is lowered (did it so long ago but I think I did a 4” drop shackle out back and adjusted the front to be level) and these wheels will definitely not work on it unless I do a bunch of work up front (cut up the bumper and the rear part of the inner fender)!

They were just going to go in the trash so I grabbed them to see how funny they’d look on the squarebody…it has a bit of a lift so it should work up front.

But the wheels are 20x12, -44, with 33x12.5 tires.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Seeing any commercial with two mixed-ethnicity halves of a couple and the additionally mixed-ethnicity child who obviously isn't either of theirs!

Then I get to say to the TV "that's not your child - you are wasting your life caring for someone else's child... In a Hyundai!" and it's like they can hear me! I can tell because I see the glimmer of defeat in the man's eyes.

#WokeDefeat

[SKR]

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Not sure if you really want to know…I can barely turn the wheels! The Duramax is lowered (did it so long ago but I think I did a 4” drop shackle out back and adjusted the front to be level) and these wheels will definitely not work on it unless I do a bunch of work up front (cut up the bumper and the rear part of the inner fender)!

They were just going to go in the trash so I grabbed them to see how funny they’d look on the squarebody…it has a bit of a lift so it should work up front.

But the wheels are 20x12, -44, with 33x12.5 tires.

I wouldn't want wheels that wide, but any time I search for fitment I see people who say they run wheels like that without rubbing. I didn't pick up the sarcasm so when I saw "fitment is on point" I thought, well maybe there is a way to make them work.

I don't mind my current wheels but I only got them because they fit, and there's not many 20x9 +18 offset wheels that I like. 0 offset opens up a lot more options, but I don't know if they'd rub and I have no interest running tires much narrower than a 305 so I've got myself in a little box.

What wheels and tires do you normally have? I thought about lowering mine as well but never did.

[never]

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I wouldn't want wheels that wide, but any time I search for fitment I see people who say they run wheels like that without rubbing. I didn't pick up the sarcasm so when I saw "fitment is on point" I thought, well maybe there is a way to make them work.

I don't mind my current wheels but I only got them because they fit, and there's not many 20x9 +18 offset wheels that I like. 0 offset opens up a lot more options, but I don't know if they'd rub and I have no interest running tires much narrower than a 305 so I've got myself in a little box.

What wheels and tires do you normally have? I thought about lowering mine as well but never did.

The only way you could get away without rubbing is if you have enough of a lift or if you cut…most guys with goofy sized wheels like this on a GMT800 always have the bumper cut to some degree.

I have a feeling a 20x10 with up to -12 offset would work on mine but I’d likely have to run a 305/50R20 which is 32” versus a 33” tire.

The wheels/tires I normally run on that truck are 17x9, +10, 265/70R17.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Liberty Walk Bowtie Truxx... 88888888.8

[Disoblige]

Sigh this is the wrong place to post this but I dunno where else...

So a family I know was staying in a hotel and they found something under the bed which they thought was a baby toy or something. They are quite thrifty so they washed the toy thoroughly and then gave it to their kid to play with and chew on. It's was rubbery, fits into a toddler's hand easily and they are just so innocent they didn't think any better.

Well, it was this:


I found out about this days later and I don't have the heart to tell them that it's a cock ring because they were so adamant they thoroughly cleansed it and the kid loves chewing on it. I also am not super close to them too nor do I see them often so it's just difficult in general. When I saw it in person, I didn't fully know what it was and had to google it later to be sure. Blah.

[SKR]

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I have a feeling a 20x10 with up to -12 offset would work on mine but I’d likely have to run a 305/50R20 which is 32” versus a 33” tire.

I don't know how people do it. I had to trim the plastic on the bumper to fit 305/50R20s on my +18 offsets.

[nismodrifter]

seeing a clean DA teg (stock, or modified) on the road. Same for 3rd and 4th gen Preludes.