Weird small things that give you joy.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Subway "herb and cheese" bread, I say it in my head as "Urban cheese bread". Fuck I crack myself up.

Leave. My. Head. Immediately!!!!
I've been doing that since the first radio commercial for Urban Cheese. Back when there was stamps, yo! I used to sweet talk the chick working there and she'd yard me out some stamps like she was trying to start a lawn mower!

[ExtraSlow]

Okay, you probably put this idea into my head, because I only started thinking like this just recently. That gives me joy too, that our psychic connection is just that strong. I love you brother.

[Buster]

who the fuck is too lazy to pronounce the H at the beginning of a word. The french?

[NoSup4U]

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who the fuck is too lazy to pronounce the H at the beginning of a word. The french?

Guess you've never been to Newfoundland....Or Fort Mac/ Grande Prairie for that matter.

[Disoblige]

BBQing in December. Yaaaaaas.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Getting through a 2.5 hour luxurious restaurant feast with two kids that were so good, other customers came by to mention it and commend their performance.

[killramos]

When you are playing a video game and the task at hand is “kill the tax collector”

[The_Rural_Juror]

You guys all give me endless joys.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Took like five garbage bags full of women's clothes, kids clothes, toys and boots to the charity place. Hopefully that helps some folks out over Christmas.

Also hoping that'll teach that whore wife of mine to take the kids and leave me a week before Xmas!





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[Tik-Tok]

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Spoiler:

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The joke is that she's not actually coming back?

My small joy is that my hot tub has been acting up, and I diagnosed it to the control board. A replacement board is $500. I kept troubleshooting, and nailed it down to two relays that are $5 each. Now I just have to find someone that is decent with a solder iron. I'm mediocre, and can solder new stuff, but don't trust myself to remove existing parts off a board.

So I'm happy the fix is only $10, AND that it's not -20° out, so my tub won't freeze while I'm dealing with this.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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The joke is that she's not actually coming back?

My small joy is that my hot tub has been acting up, and I diagnosed it to the control board. A replacement board is $500. I kept troubleshooting, and nailed it down to two relays that are $5 each. Now I just have to find someone that is decent with a solder iron. I'm mediocre, and can solder new stuff, but don't trust myself to remove existing parts off a board.

So I'm happy the fix is only $10, AND that it's not -20° out, so my tub won't freeze while I'm dealing with this.

That's awesome!
No, the joke was about the charity. I sold all that stuff so I could afford better crank shots on my Tinder profile.

[Disoblige]

Watching Mark Rober on YouTube engineer the latest version of his poach pirate device and seeing it in action.

And then finding out he teamed up with Jim Browning on a scam intervention!!! Excited watch that video when the story for that is finished.

[The_Rural_Juror]

One of you creme puffs gave a shoutout to Peking House on r/Calgary yesterday.

[killramos]

Apega sent me a survey on what I think of the organization today. That was satisfying.

[bjstare]

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Apega sent me a survey on what I think of the organization today. That was satisfying.

I got that too.

Enter to win a prize of $150 to spend on APEGA branded merch

I mean, I guess it'd be good for using for shop rags or cleaning the mud off my dogs' feet.

[killramos]

They weren’t nearly are smart with the questions as they should have been, survey very much opened them up for a flogging. For example, what I thought about them spending money advertising their anniversary .

I figure the homeless could use some toques or something.

[JRSC00LUDE]

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I figure the homeless could use some toques or something.

Well, if they're APEGA toques, won't they likely already have one?

[killramos]

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Well, if they're APEGA toques, won't they likely already have one?

Probably thin enough they could use 2

[vengie]

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Well, if they're APEGA toques, won't they likely already have one?

........

[bjstare]

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For example, what I thought about them spending money advertising their anniversary .

Yeah that one got me good. For an organization such as themselves, that has a captive market who is already aware of their existence... what the fuck purpose is there in advertising? Simply to share the "success" of existing for 100 years without tripping over their own dick?