Its the 3rd race in the calendar my F1 chums.. Egg Foo Yan is on the racing menu.
Ferrari have vowed that they will not be noodling around this time and in a recent interview Leclerc has insisted he is no Peking duck.
Will Vettle get his act together or will he fly off the track into the GREAT wall.. or will he summon the old way of the Exploding Fist and charge forward..?
I predict Bottas will finish 2nd. I think only one Williams car will finish last this time.
Max will come in 3rd. If Hamilton is not on the podium, he will blame his car being undrivable.
Thats my prawncracker prediction.. Its time folks...close that fridge door and order that Chicken Chow Mein.
Its time for Shanghai karate...F1 Styles..