If the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

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Lies men tell to get women:

- leased base 3 series
- I love kids


Lies women tell to get men:

- I like cars
- I like hockey
- I like giving blowjobs

Aha shit she’s already mentioned two of those with the caveat she doesn’t know anything about them.

[msommers]

Sooooo....have you shown her your hot water heater yet or does your pilot light keep going out?

[max_boost]

Well we know speedo is close to that seniors age. Not sure if he has any performance issues but to keep that flame going, I’ll hook him up with the stuff so he can go all night long with the lights out.

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Sooooo....have you shown her your hot water heater yet or does your pilot light keep going out?

[speedog]

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Well we know speedo is close to that seniors age. Not sure if he has any performance issues but to keep that flame going, I’ll hook him up with the stuff so he can go all night long with the lights out.

Heh, I'm already old enough for some senior perks. Haven't attempted to park in Safeway's senior parking yet, I think you've got to be 75+ for that.