Austria… The birth place of RED BULL..
After winning the Tour De France, and pushing back ze Germans. Our winning hero travels to Austria with the rest of the circus.
Lots of castles in Austria.. But Hamiltons arch enemy Vettle has retreated back to his Castle Wolfenstein to plot his next attack.
What could we have in store for our net race..? What about the midpack...otherwise known by Reddit as F1.5.
Richardio has had time to lick his wounds and plot his comeback. Lando might have another opportunity to Win F1.5. Perez might take the opportunity to piss everyone off again.. oh the drama…
Williams have continued to show their brilliant progress by finishing the last race and not breaking down.
Paddy Lowe has stepped down as technical director at Williams. It was felt his last name was having an effect on the teams performance at the start of the year and the staff became superstitious.
Le Clerc was caught by a local fan eating a chicken on a bone at a local oriental eatery (it could have been a duck leg..just saying).
Our fan took the opportunity to ask our new hero ‘How will he deal with Mercedes unstoppable power and the resurgence of Mclaren..?’ to which Le Clerc replied in a steely Keenau Reeves voice.. ‘I know Kung Fu’.
Bring on Race 9...