The best race in the F1 Calendar has come. The birthplace of motor racing, the holy land. The one country that once used to rule the world and in recent times has had the balls to stand up to the European Union. The home country of the ugly Sir Goomba. It’s the race where the Formula one championship actually starts and ignites the calendar. It’s the race that makes all the previous races look like dull Indy car racing on a wet Tuesday afternoon.
Yes folks, it’s the British GP!!
Following the results of the last Race, Williams have continued their brilliant form. They have the fastest pitstops. Ferrari and Mercedes have stood in awe of this amazing performance and rumour has it, they have conviened emergency meetings in a panic to develop a strategy to combat such advancements.
George Russel has continued his brilliant start to the season by finishing a glorious 18th ahead of the last two drivers. Sheer brilliance, Im struggling to contain my joy as I write this.
Our last race saw Shirly Clark lose his lead in such a way that created strife and pollical division amongst our Beyond Brotherhood. Maybe they will kiss and make up at the local Chinese eatery, or will they swashbuckler and battle it out on the boards with Brockwurst?
How could Shirley allow Max to peek and duck into the lead..? Shirley was asked how he felt about this.. his somber response was ‘Its apparent his car was lacking a bit of Kung Pow’.
Predictions..? Any idea how the F1.5(midpack) will battle it out? Of course, it goes without saying Williams will continue their brilliance on home soil (Anyone who thinks otherwise should be banned and made to work at the local carwash for the weekend).
Will Mclaren continue their form, will Ferrari mount a fightback and show the world that they are not just a pretty name..?. Will Hamilton wake up from his nap and race a bit harder?
What about Renault...? They are starting to show some promise but are they worthy to punch the top three in the bollocks? Who knows...