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Just a carwash away from @89coupe approved
I thought that was a hangar for its own private airstrip. I was disappointed to see car stuff.
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Seems to have a stove with a pile of red knobs though, so it’s got one thing going for it.
Wolf is fast becoming higher-end builder grade trash. Need those obscure French and Italian brands you've never heard of to be CoupeApproved.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Originally posted by scat19
I have a BMW so im not stupid.
Property is just asking for a builder grade race track.
Originally posted by Thales of Miletus
If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
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It already has one. I missed that the first time somehow.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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Parts of Arkansas are amazing. Southern end of the Ozarks, Little Rock and Hot Springs are a place I could live.
Hate to agree with coupe but yea that is a weird looking house. Decor inside is strange.. and changes drastically room to room. Not my cup o tea
All of you are in the wrong thread.
This is the garage overload thread. Screw the house, the garages and race track are what's amazing.
I'm a big dummy and didn't post a link to a listing, so pulled this comment out of my previous post to this one.
https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/2...cky-view-count
This place screams builder grade trash. And the decor is horrendous (it was previously listed and that listing had photos of neon RGB lights EVERYWHERE inside and out).
... but the garages. Triple attached behind, and massive detached. And not 73 miles from civilization like half the houses in this thread.
The way the realtor Capitalizes Every Single Word Drives Me Insane.
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For some reason, those mouth breathers have two listings up at once. Here's the one with the pics of the obnoxious lighting throughout the house:
https://www.realtor.ca/real-estate/2...nty-springbank
I like almost everything about that place^^
Terrible writing for the listing. Good garage overload candidate though. 11 indoor parking spots.
I think the only things about that place I truly dislike are the furnishings. Too loud.
Yea the bar lighting is weird but I think that’s mostly bad photography.
I’d own that, not for $4MM. But I like a lot about it.
Originally posted by Thales of Miletus
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There's a lot to like. I just can't get past those lights. But it does scream builder grade, and not in the ironic sense.
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Is it the curb appeal of having full asphalt right up to your front door, along with the parking blocks to one side, and dual air conditioners to the other... Just so your guests are sure to know you have two? Oo-la-la, is that 5 or 6 exterior finishes I see?
Or the ceiling finish in the master bedroom? Don't stop there; look at how it's accentuated by the geometric wall finish, faux wood panelling (is that duradek?), all topped off with the already-mentioned LED lights? *chef's kiss*
Perhaps how they've managed to not only preserve, but emphasize the bald-headed-prairie aesthetic of the property? It's really masterful how they can achieve so much to drive that point home, by clearly doing so little. It must be nice to have zero privacy while also having a constant reminder of how you're in the middle of fuckng nowhere, from every vantage.
The surely-straight-out-of-Milan-or-Paris interior designer also really nailed the indoor pool.
"Shall we have one type of wood panelling, you know, to keep it simple?"
"Non."
"Ohhh, so two?"
"Non."
"Well, what's going to make this look super-duper-fancy-schmancy? Three? Three different types of wood finishing in the pool area!"
"Non."
"Well what then? This is already the most tasteful, and well designed home ever. Surely Arch-er-tech-er Digestion will be here any day!"
"Four. No less than four different wood finishes will do."... "And then, throughout the rest of the interior spaces, we'll use three, four, maybe five other wood finishes... So many, it will be difficult to bitch about for anyone viewing pictures online. It will be magnifique."
At least you're right about the Brick furnishings