Birds envy humans.
So I boiled up some halves of cobbed corn, and went outside to eat them - cuz corn gets everywhere the way I eat them. As little bits of corn inevitably fall to the ground, magpies gather in the trees and on the sidewalk. As they approach and looking closer into their eyes, I see - Envy? If they could talk would they be saying "Look at that boi eat! Bastards gotta be nearly 180 pounds." As I leave, they quickly scoop up the half munched corn bits on the ground.
The great quote that "man envies birds in flight", may be true. But I have no doubt that birds also envy humans, if not more so. Yup.
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