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    Default Birds envy humans.

    So I boiled up some halves of cobbed corn, and went outside to eat them - cuz corn gets everywhere the way I eat them. As little bits of corn inevitably fall to the ground, magpies gather in the trees and on the sidewalk. As they approach and looking closer into their eyes, I see - Envy? If they could talk would they be saying "Look at that boi eat! Bastards gotta be nearly 180 pounds." As I leave, they quickly scoop up the half munched corn bits on the ground.

    The great quote that "man envies birds in flight", may be true. But I have no doubt that birds also envy humans, if not more so. Yup.
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    Corvids, like magpies and crows, have been shown to have relatively sophisticated processing ability. They can both use tools and practice deception.
    I personally put thier intelligence about on par with the average beyond.ca member.

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    ^ i wont disagree with that. I do go batshit nuts over shinies!

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    I just want to see a video of Zenny eating corn.
    Originally posted by SJW
    Once again another useless post by JRSCOOLDUDE.
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    Don't let the e-thugs and faggots get to you when they quote your posts and write stupid shit.

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