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    the key is to have seperate known accounts, but also have a secret account.. every cheque take out a cash for 'spending' and then just deposit at the other bank. Make sure its not the same amounts each time though. You can save up enough over a couple years in order to avoid being absolutely fucked in the divorce.

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    At over 32 years of being with my wife, I'd say we follow along the lines of what tirebob and his wife are doing. Neither of us feels the need to have a secret account that the other can't see, we've been into this ride for quite a long time and have been through incredible highs and lows and if anything, those highs and lows have made us stronger as a unit and even more committed to each other. I do think it would be very difficult for me to be in the shoes of some of the beyond members in this thread and expressing what almost sounds like a distrust of their partner - I would just remain single if I couldn't trust whomever I was with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtsniffer View Post
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    the key is to have seperate known accounts, but also have a secret account.. every cheque take out a cash for 'spending' and then just deposit at the other bank. Make sure its not the same amounts each time though. You can save up enough over a couple years in order to avoid being absolutely fucked in the divorce.

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    I thought the key was to have a second secret wife?

    That way when they both run off, you get 50% from each of them and are guaranteed a total of 100% for yourself. Accounts become irrelevant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtsniffer View Post
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    the key is to have seperate known accounts, but also have a secret account.. every cheque take out a cash for 'spending' and then just deposit at the other bank. Make sure its not the same amounts each time though. You can save up enough over a couple years in order to avoid being absolutely fucked in the divorce.

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    Gift cards.

    Every time I drive by the AMG store, I get myself a $20 MB gift card. Then I just have to convince my wife that the new car was "free".

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    I thought the key was to have a second secret wife?

    That way when they both run off, you get 50% from each of them and are guaranteed a total of 100% for yourself. Accounts become irrelevant.

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    I buy my AMG gift cards at Superstore to get the extra 2% cash back on my credit card.

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    I don't see it in yours, Mustang boy.
    Sorry, I meant it was a worthy addition to ExtraSlow's sig. Woodn't you know- my pallet is a bit more refined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A790 View Post
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    Sorry, I meant it was a worthy addition to ExtraSlow's sig. Woodn't you know- my pallet is a bit more refined.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtsniffer View Post
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    the key is to have seperate known accounts, but also have a secret account.. every cheque take out a cash for 'spending' and then just deposit at the other bank. Make sure its not the same amounts each time though. You can save up enough over a couple years in order to avoid being absolutely fucked in the divorce.

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    I approved one of these today too... deposits straight off the pay cheque

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster View Post
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    Gift cards.

    Every time I drive by the AMG store, I get myself a $20 MB gift card. Then I just have to convince my wife that the new car was "free".

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    I buy my AMG gift cards at Superstore to get the extra 2% cash back on my credit card.
    As long as that PC Optimum card isn't a shared one, this is really the only way to do it. /thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by killramos View Post
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    I thought the key was to have a second secret wife?

    That way when they both run off, you get 50% from each of them and are guaranteed a total of 100% for yourself. Accounts become irrelevant.

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    WTF am I the only schmuck here who just pays for everything?
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    if you cant trust them with joint account, you shouldn't be married or have kids with them, me and my wife have had ONLY a joint account since several years before we were married (now married 15 years)... seriously a joint account should be the minor of those 3 commitments....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaco View Post
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    if you cant trust them with joint account, you shouldn't be married or have kids with them, me and my wife have had ONLY a joint account since several years before we were married (now married 15 years)... seriously a joint account should be the minor of those 3 commitments....
    Kids ain't a commitment, dude. Well, nothing compared to having to discuss how much you spend on starbucks or strippers every month. Who wants to have that kind of talk - ewww.

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    Kids ain't a commitment, dude. Well, nothing compared to having to discuss how much you spend on starbucks or strippers every month. Who wants to have that kind of talk - ewww.
    well, any dude that has to justify his starbucks bills, really should be apologizing to his boyfriend anyway
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    I know people who spend $15 a day on Starbucks including weekends. That's $5500 a year, after tax. Skipping that is like a ten thousand dollar raise!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster View Post
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    Gift cards.

    Acquaintance got busted with two families. One in Toronto, one in London.
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