Lawn Thread - MEGA

[ThePenIsMightier]

Mrs.Peen tried the belt sander out on the weekend. Decided setting it on the grass while the tool was burning hot made sense.
Hilarious belt sander outline brand marks now.

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[littledan]

Dang. That was a real dick move.

[Tik-Tok]

You guys have some fragile lawns. Here I thought I was getting behind in the lawn game, but it turns out most of you are apparently just spray painting your grass.

[you&me]

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Lawn was starting to look good finally, then we left an 11' diameter plastic kids splash thing out (empty) on Sunday afternoon. Absolutely baked the grass underneath, RIP.

It's hopefully not as bad as it looks, the brown is only the top ~1/2 of the blade, hoping it recovers.

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I did that last summer and the patch was there for most of the rest of the season. I'll be damned if the same patch hasn't appeared again this year when we go a few days without rain or between waterings.

God speed.

[DonJuan]

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Mrs.Peen tried the belt sander out on the weekend. Decided setting it on the grass while the tool was burning hot made sense.
Hilarious belt sander outline brand marks now.

Nothing a few loads of human excrement won't fix.

[killramos]

I hear there is a politically incorrect tool under a tarp in sundre that’s available

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Nothing a few loads of human excrement won't fix.

I recall handling a bag of Milorganite fertilizer prills many years ago.
It smelled. Awful.

[suntan]

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Nothing a few loads of human excrement won't fix.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_soil

[cjblair]

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I did that last summer and the patch was there for most of the rest of the season. I'll be damned if the same patch hasn't appeared again this year when we go a few days without rain or between waterings.

God speed.

Well, that's no good

I'll be continuing to water and fertilize. We'll see how she goes.

[SkiBum5.0]

No watering needed today

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[JfuckinC]

Well with the right watering and fertilizer (JFC’s custom tune) the seed really took


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[Kloubek]

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No watering needed today

So, your backyard is basically an entire park. Nice.

[SkiBum5.0]

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So, your backyard is basically an entire park. Nice.

Thanks, Texas and previous Calgary living has taught us we hate neighbours.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Well with the right watering and fertilizer (JFC’s custom tune) the seed really took


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That's so awesome!!!
I am 3/4 chubby for this!
Way to go!

[suntan]

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Thanks, living has taught us we hate neighbours.

Ftfm.