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    I'd be trying to read Beyond using a microwave.

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    I'd be outside, 30 feet in the air.
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    That's why I just say I have a 4" dick and lift weights to make up for it.

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    On my coworkers lap. He'd probably be ok with it though as long as I didn't stick around for too long, he's a chill guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilDrunkenSmurf View Post
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    I'd be outside, 30 feet in the air.
    same except a couple hundred feet
    User title molested by Rage2.

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    It's not the size that matters, it's the taste it leaves in your mouth.

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    About to freefall 42 stories to the pavement...

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    Sitting in the middle of the hallway in front of the PM's office! Then rushing back here to close Beyond on my computer!!

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    I'd be sitting on my company's version of the casting couch getting ready to redo my interview I guess....
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    ...Last thing I want is someone reading my posts and losing their cock over it...
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    Meh, they all look like Jackie Chan to me
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    You dudes have some squeaky clean assholes. I commend you.

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    Just dropped 12 floors and into the TD mall somewhere

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    I'm inside my wife.

    Thanks. That doesn't happen a lot anymore.

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    Every time I look at this I find myself on the far end of one of my sectionals... so I just get more comfy by moving to the corner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kloubek View Post
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    I'm inside my wife.

    Thanks. That doesn't happen a lot anymore.
    And just like that, we're buds.

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