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    Default You get teleported 3 meters to your left. How does that change your life?

    Just for fun obviously, something I read on Reddit.

    You get teleported 3 meters to your left. How does that change your life?

    Well, I'd be in a sitting position under my outdoor patio, buried in dirt and under a layer of concrete. Not a soul would have a clue as to where I wouldve disappeared to and my body most likely won't be found until our home is demolished at some point in the future.

    What about y'all?
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    You hit the weed this morning bud?
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    Oh my balcony, laying on a pile of dried leaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    You hit the weed this morning bud?
    Nah, don't do that stuff. Was on the shitter contemplating Reddit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedog View Post
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    Nah, don't do that stuff. Was on the shitter contemplating Reddit.
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    I was three meters away from uncle spencer. Now im molested. But not really changed.

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    I was three meters away from uncle spencer. Now im molested. But not really changed.
    Ummm. Interesting? Or maybe not?
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    I’m sitting on the floor outside my bathroom.

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    Three meters would have gotten me into my neighbors kitchen.
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    I’m partially stuck in a wall between my bedroom and my daughters bathroom, depending on the teleportation I’m either dead or people are laughing at my misfortune
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    I just completed my lane change for a left turn which I would have missed otherwise.

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    I'd be squatting in the trees taking a shit, instead of in an outhouse taking a shit.
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    I'd be sitting in buddies lap at the other lunch table. Gazing into his eyes I'm sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 03ozwhip View Post
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    I'd be sitting in buddies lap at the other lunch table. Gazing into his eyes I'm sure.
    ... what're you doin l8r??????

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    I'm at the other end of the bar, drinking the same thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toilet_X View Post
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    I was three meters away from uncle spencer. Now im molested. But not really changed.
    Anthony Jeselnik : There's a lot of bad jobs out there, I'll tell you that right now. Lot of bad jobs. Hell, my Uncle John runs a summer camp for kids about to get molested. I know, right? I know, it sounds awful. Sounds awful, but he loves it. Says he's never worked a day in his life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toilet_x View Post
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    ... What're you doin l8r??????
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    I'm on the otherside of my basement wall. Kind of hard to breath with all this dirt in my lungs.

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