@tirebob is looking like a million bucks after lopping off his...
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Man, there's a lot of options, here and some of them could get a millennial triggered... I'll let the reader decide!
a.) Terrorist Beard
b.) ZZ-Top Uniform
c.) Cat Smeller
d.) Ted Kaczynski Costume
e.) Islamabeard
f.) Face Fungus
g.) Gus Chiggins