Originally Posted by
rage2
Had a bidet in my suite in Vegas last year. Tried it out, yup, asshole is clean as hell, but that squirting hurt. Razor sharp stream right on the asshole just didn't feel right. My gf told me I'm doing it wrong, probably needs more pressure. Mother of my children, I do not question her. Asshole hurt even more next day after my morning shit.
Walk around Vegas for the day, and yea, asshole hurts after a few mins of walking, and it's Vegas, lots of walking. By the end of the morning, decided to head back to hotel to check on my poor asshole only to discover my underwear fucking soaked in blood from my asshole. Grey underwear is destroyed. My asshole hurts every wipe. Worst Vegas trip ever.
So yea, no more bidets for me. Anyone tell me wtf I did wrong? haha
You don't insert the nozzle before turning it on.
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