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    For the non ballers with just the cold water bidets. Is it tolerable, or is it like rude awakening and makes you jump off the seat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by topmade View Post
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    For the non ballers with just the cold water bidets. Is it tolerable, or is it like rude awakening and makes you jump off the seat?
    Naw, if you let it run long enough itll start to freeze your ass but a couple seconds and you dont even notice.
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    You need to get the heated version now that you are hooked. Running the extension cord is so worth it.
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    Beyond, bunch of creme puffs on this board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Rural_Juror View Post
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    You need to get the heated version now that you are hooked. Running the extension cord is so worth it.
    Is the heated bidet what heaven feels like?
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    For those on the hunt, Costco.ca has a bunch more Brondell Bidets back in stock. Looks like they changed the model number on some of them (SE400 is now CL1500) but seems like the same stuff.

    Pulled the trigger on a CL1500.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sikid111 View Post
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    Is the heated bidet what heaven feels like?
    Like rainbow unicorns licking the exit door.

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    For those on the hunt, Costco.ca has a bunch more Brondell Bidets back in stock. Looks like they changed the model number on some of them (SE400 is now CL1500) but seems like the same stuff.

    Pulled the trigger on a CL1500.
    CL looks like their new lineup.
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    Half year update.

    This bidet is awesome. I have completely cured my itchy bum syndrome and skidmarks are a thing of the past. Toilet paper use is down 70% leaving me with precious currency to trade with my neighbors during teh Covids. This was, without a doubt, the best purchase of this decade. You certainly won't see me listing this in the marketplace even if my mom threatens to throw me out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Rural_Juror View Post
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    Half year update.

    This bidet is awesome. I have completely cured my itchy bum syndrome and skidmarks are a thing of the past. Toilet paper use is down 70%. This was, without a doubt, the best purchase of this decade. You certainly won't see me listing this in the marketplace even if my mom threatens to throw me out.
    I could not agree more! Where has this been all my life! I wont touch any other bathroom in the house except mine for two'sies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B.Spilner View Post
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    I could not agree more! Where has this been all my life! I wont touch any other bathroom in the house except mine for two'sies.
    Sometimes I sneak in for a perineal massage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Rural_Juror View Post
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    Sometimes I sneak in for a perineal massage.
    I'm always EXTRA squeaky clean
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Rural_Juror View Post
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    Half year update.

    This bidet is awesome. I have completely cured my itchy bum syndrome and skidmarks are a thing of the past. Toilet paper use is down 70% leaving me with precious currency to trade with my neighbors during teh Covids. This was, without a doubt, the best purchase of this decade. You certainly won't see me listing this in the marketplace even if my mom threatens to throw me out.
    You are king of your throne. All hail the king!

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    Picked up a neo luxe 120 recently. Just installed it today.
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    That's why I just say I have a 4" dick and lift weights to make up for it.
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    My car sounds like shit.

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    Well at least one good thing came out of COVID....more people are getting Bidets and realizing they have been living under a rock, and that having a clean ass doesn't make you gay

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