Originally Posted by
Disoblige
I dunno guys. The problem is that there are different kinds of shits. Regular, constipated, creamy, explosive, etc.
If you rely on the bidet, you might miss a couple spots on those creamy/explosive shits and then you don't realize it until you smell something funky for 2 hours sitting on the couch watching TV wondering why the fuck it smells like shit.
I mean, show me a bidet that has a camera as well so you can play Space Invaders on your ass with water pressure and I might be sold.