Novel coronavirus (2019-nCoV/COVID-19)

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y'all know you're responding to a troll alt account right?

Yes, hence my joke.

[sabad66]

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y'all know you're responding to a troll alt account right?

Is it? I still think he's just one of those qanon guys that believe every single conspiracy out there. I know two guys IRL life this that went to my high school so i'm sure there's a decent chance this guy is real.

If he's actually a troll alt then excellent work.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Today I also learned Buster = SpartEL

[Buster]

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Is it? I still think he's just one of those qanon guys that believe every single conspiracy out there. I know two guys IRL life this that went to my high school so i'm sure there's a decent chance this guy is real.

If he's actually a troll alt then excellent work.

I thought it was obvious myself.

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Today I also learned Buster = SpartEL

I would do a far better job.

[jutes]

So we can't call Covid-19 the Wuhan or Chinese Flu but the variants are allowed to be known as the "UK Variant" or "South African Variant"? World is retarded.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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So we can't call Covid-19 the Wuhan or Chinese Flu but the variants are allowed to be known as the "UK Variant" or "South African Variant"? World is retarded.

You can't say "retard".
But you can hide it with this meme and adjust, as needed.


Try and keep up.

[Xtrema]

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NFL and CDC released the Results of their 623 000 tests. Only 2 got sick, nobody died out of 11 400 personnel. Interesting considering they are all in close proximity to each other, breathing, huffing and puffing in each other's faces, touching each other (oh no Social Distancing Faux Pas!)

256 Games, 2000 practices, 32 teams, over 2000 players an no evidence of on field transmission. But let's all close down they Gyms. Fine the Gyms that open. Kill all the Small Businesses.

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You know they have to ahere to these rules right? And basically being tracked worse than Xi did to the Chinese?

— Attending an indoor night club with a crowd of more than 10 people and without wearing a mask.

— Attending an indoor bar with more than 10 people (other than to pick up a to-go order) without wearing a mask.

— Attending an indoor music/concert/entrainment event.

— Attending housing gatherings with more than 15 people in attendance and without wearing a mask.

— Attending professional sporting events (other than their own games) without wearing a mask and sitting in a protected area such as a suite or an owner's box.

— Attending any gathering or event that violates local and state restrictions.

Refusing to wear a mask comes with "a progressive scale that includes a max fine of $14,650 for repeated offenses," and refusing to wear contact tracing devices or not adhering to social distancing guidelines also carries a maximum fine of $14,650 for repeat offenders.

If NFL is a good example, I'll nominate you to be the first to wear COVID ankle bracelet.

And really, I will definitely follow all that for average of $860K/season paycheck.

[ExtraSlow]

If anyone was following my previous rant. AHS turned around a 10:30am test by 10:45pm same day. Impressive.

Less impressive is getting put onto the close contact quarantine list by mistake and getting no further communications from AHS to confirm this. At this point we are taking the principal at his word that we should not have been on that list.

[mr2mike]

It was an inside job. Someone from beyond is a contact tracer and saw the chance to get your blood boiling.

That's my theory.

[ExtraSlow]

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It was an inside job. Someone from beyond is a contact tracer and saw the chance to get your blood boiling.

That's my theory.

I'm pretty sure all the beyond.ca accounts are just my multiple personalities. So if they are out to get me, that doesn't say good things about my mental health.

Frown.

[Buster]

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I'm pretty sure all the beyond.ca accounts are just my multiple personalities. So if they are out to get me, that doesn't say good things about my mental health.

Frown.

have you figured out all of my alts yet?

Or am I the alt?

[mr2mike]

Same password for all accounts?

[ExtraSlow]

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Same password for all accounts?

Wait, you guys are using passwords?

[killramos]

All the alts are belong to me

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https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmon...irus-1.5897536

"If cases choose to stay home during their isolation period, their household contacts will now need to stay at home as well in quarantine, until 14 days have passed from the end of the case's isolation period, for a total of 24 days," she said.

[The_Penguin]

Interesting, we got a voluntary antibody test kit in the mail today. Stats Canada wants one of us to fill out a form, bleed on a card, and mail it in.
They say they will send us back the results.

[killramos]

You are going to voluntarily going to send your blood to stats Canada unsolicited?

That screams all kinds of weird to me.

[Tik-Tok]

You have a few antibodies... Back of the vaccine line.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Obtain multiple semen samples on the card instead. That'll get them wondering. Obviously, @Toilet_X will be of assistance.

[xrayvsn]

With respect to the NFL here is the actual CDC article:

https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/70/wr/mm7004e2.htm

I am always looking for ways to mitigate potential transmission events at work, so seeing the effectiveness of their enhanced protocols in reducing onward transmission, I have a better understanding of how we can try to accomplish this. Namely, universal usage of medical grade masks, staggering lunch hours or closing communal eating areas are areas of improvement. It’s not realistic for routine 6 day testing or the use of the Kinexon proximity devices for workplaces, but their data does give an idea of where the high risk interactions are.