Novel coronavirus (2019-nCoV/COVID-19)

[ThePenIsMightier]

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Thanks. Repped.

I have no noticed that there is now a closer correlation to some of my bourbon evaporating, and FIL taking afternoon naps, than the correlation between cases and deaths from covid.

That's R-value fuckin witcha!
Just don't do a two-tailed F-test on the FiL...

[Ca_Silvia13]

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As much as I agree with all of the above, it kind of looks like our hospitalization/ICU rates have bottomed out, so we're likely to start another wave starting which will be blamed on these eased restrictions.

That wave will come whether there is a lock down in place or not.

[ExtraSlow]

Two things are laughable now
1) the idea that restrictions can save us from the next wave of cases
2) the idea that we need to protect the unvaccinated.

Best Christmas ever fuckers.

[That.Guy.S30]

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Two things are laughable now
1) the idea that restrictions can save us from the next wave of cases
2) the idea that we need to protect the unvaccinated.

Best Christmas ever fuckers.

I believe you mean, "yippee ki yay motherfuckers"

[Tik-Tok]

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That wave will come whether there is a lock down in place or not.

Oh I know, but I also know that it will be blamed on the easement of restrictions that no one was following anyways.

[Hallowed_point]

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Thanks. Repped.

I have no noticed that there is now a closer correlation to some of my bourbon evaporating, and FIL taking afternoon naps, than the correlation between cases and deaths from covid.

Lmao

[suntan]

The rapid covid tests should cause a nice spike.

[nzwasp]

Do you think people who test positive on those are going to go and get an actual test - they already know they are positive.

[killramos]

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Do you think people who test positive on those are going to go and get an actual test - they already know they are positive.

The kinds of people who are using these tests are basically munchhausen candidates.

So absolutely yes they will.

[Tik-Tok]

In an attempt to get Reddit to shut the fuck up, our ex-Health Minister has announced we can all get boosters now.

https://mobile.twitter.com/shandro/s...7Ctwgr%5Etweet

[suntan]

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The kinds of people who are using these tests are basically munchhausen candidates.

So absolutely yes they will.

"Keep testing me until I get a positive!"

[killramos]

Doesn’t work lol

[suntan]

I know people that got tested every day when this poopfest started.

[killramos]

The new system must have crashed I can neither register or book. Just get invalid page and the registration page just spins.

Edit: Eventually worked. Got an appointment for Thursday.

[nzwasp]

A booster shot now isnt going to help us for 2 weeks and I expect alot of people will have it by then... however that being said like killramos I also cannot book through the website right now. Incidentally I called 811 and it just tells you to use the website.

[killramos]

Help you with what?

TEH OMICRONZZZ?

[suntan]

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A booster shot now isnt going to help us for 2 weeks and I expect alot of people will have it by then... however that being said like killramos I also cannot book through the website right now. Incidentally I called 811 and it just tells you to use the website.

Good fucking grief.

When we're on booster #10 fighting psi psi delta, I'll quote your post.

[nzwasp]

They should just combine the flu and covid shot into the same tube.

[suntan]

Good fucking lord AHS has the worst fucking web developers in the world.

Why the fuck can't programmers figure out observables? Fucking idiots.

[Sentry]

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They should just combine the flu and covid shot into the same tube.

Redditors would take the pfizer jungle juice