Novel coronavirus (2019-nCoV/COVID-19)

[flipstah]

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10 years later, you find out some Oceans 11 shit went down. All G7 leaders did the whole "you son-of-a-bitch, I'm in" gathering, plunged the stock markets and bought the dip for the greatest wealth transfer of all time.
Australia already has vaccine ready, but we still waiting on Trudeau to buy the fucking dip. So he is delaying it by keeping US borders open and keeping markets low until he gets his shit together. He was trying to transfer money before the press conference this morning, that's why he was late.

Holy sheit I would watch that movie.

[ZenOps]

Stock markets not coming back. They will restructure with a new world currency.

[89coupe]

https://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/alberta-...test-1.4854999

[pheoxs]

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https://edmonton.ctvnews.ca/alberta-...test-1.4854999

It says her symptoms are more in line with a cold than corona but she's being tested just to be safe.

[nzwasp]

When is the Alberta press conference today?

[Disoblige]

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When is the Alberta press conference today?

4:30 pm, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tq1KgRwUDk

It will always be broadcasted on YouTube, so save this link: https://www.youtube.com/user/youralberta

The times will be posted daily.

[CompletelyNumb]

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When is the Alberta press conference today?

Right now. https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1kvJpXpYXkOJE

[Disoblige]

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Right now. https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1kvJpXpYXkOJE

That is not the press conference, just video of the legislature. Something different.

[370Z]

Not banning anyone from America is going to be a huge mistake.... someone mark my words.

[CompletelyNumb]

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That is not the press conference, just video of the legislature. Something different.

I figured there wouldn't be much difference in content

[Buster]

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Not banning anyone from America is going to be a huge mistake.... someone mark my words.

They need to have a US line which tests for symptoms.

[Swank]

Bah gym at work is closed now, pretty envious of you guys with home gyms!

[cycosis]

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Bah gym at work is closed now, pretty envious of you guys with home gyms!

With a toddler running loose because we pulled him from day home there’s no time to use it.

[blitz]

Do you guys really expect a surge in US tourists? No ones going to be coming for vacations, but we damn well need US truck drivers crossing the border with produce and shit.

[Kg810]

18 new cases today bringing the total to 74 in the province.

5 people are in the hospital in stable condition.

https://www.alberta.ca/coronavirus-i...aspx#statement

[The_Rural_Juror]

Deebot is video conferencing in today's presentation. That should save wear and tear on her synthetic shell for the months ahead. Shades of Max Headroom. Confirmed to be a robot. She is staying 2 meters away from her own family.
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tq1KgRwUDk
She now has a twitter account: https://twitter.com/CMOH_Alberta

Community infection event was 40 people gathered at a home. Only people in Aspen have homes that large. The only reason for 40 - not 39, not 41, even pairs of people to gather? Orgy. I've cracked the case!

[Tik-Tok]

An all person orgy would have all 40 infected. Maybe it was a 7-person orgy with 33 paid spectators?

[The_Rural_Juror]

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An all person orgy would have all 40 infected. Maybe it was a 7-person orgy with 33 paid spectators?

Good point. 89coupe should be able to clear this up.

[flipstah]

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An all person orgy would have all 40 infected. Maybe it was a 7-person orgy with 33 paid spectators?

That's an Airdrie party, if anything.

[16hypen3sp]

From the other thread:

AB court system info.

https://globalnews.ca/news/6683787/c...gent-hearings/