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    Anybody free this weekend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by New York Post
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    Suez Canal ship crisis may unleash worldwide toilet paper shortage
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    I hope everyone bought in the dip.

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    The big TP cartel grounded that ship.

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    According to one of the articles about this from yahoo news:

    “According to information from the Suez Canal Authority, the grounded vessel has been partially refloated and is now alongside the Canal bank. Convoys and traffic are expected to resume as soon as vessel is towed to another position,” said the website of GAC, a shipping agent.

    But according to this: https://istheshipstillstuck.com/

    Its still stuck in the same position.

    Oh and the crunch wouldnt be because that ship is loaded with toilet paper, but the halt in trade means an eventual halt in containers being able to be used, meaning a knock on affect.

    Clearly the answer is everyone should just get a bidet.

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    Clearly the answer is eat lots of cheese and consume Tylenol 3s.

    Boat is stuck, poo is stuck.

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    OmG I forgot about that with T3's!
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    https://www.marketwatch.com/story/ki...er-11617202176

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    The CoVid vaccine is making Jews gay!!
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    Someone told me to start hoarding again.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    Someone told me to start hoarding again.
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    Writing BIG ASSIST on ass wipe makes me smile like an imbecile.

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    Hockey families need help wiping thier assess? Not sure Tha6s the message I'd want to be sending.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    Hockey families need help wiping thier assess? Not sure Tha6s the message I'd want to be sending.
    Can't say big assist without BIG ASS.

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    I see Extra was at Costco today as well.
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    Not fucking now pandemic.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Good news, the building I'm working from today is not running out of asswipe.
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    Mexican restaurant?

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    You work at Twitter?
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    Did you put your tampon in that stainless box or leave it floating on a piece of paper towel in the toilet bowl?

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