Fake coronavirus news! I am not running out of toilet paper!

[The_Rural_Juror]

A bidet solves so many problems.

[Pauly Boy]

Paper towel shortage now, lol

Buy that white gold! Invest!

[killramos]

Damnit. I just pointed out we were low to my wife this morning.

[The_Rural_Juror]

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Paper towel shortage now, lol

Buy that white gold! Invest!

Stop spreading panic. Sauce or -1 Rep.

[Tik-Tok]

I noticed Costco didn't have the Kirkland brand last time I went. Didn't want to chance not having any, so bought whatever was there.

[Pauly Boy]

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Stop spreading panic. Sauce or -1 Rep.

Was front page of Reddit yesterday, lol

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn...age/index.html

[ExtraSlow]

So apparently it's time to panic and bulk-buy TP again?

[Tik-Tok]

That's just because all the hoarders are starting to run out from last time.

[killramos]

Ugh I need to hit Costco tonight, I specific picked today to try and target minimal crowds as much as possible.

DO NOT need headlines like that today.

[The_Rural_Juror]

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Ugh I need to hit Costco tonight, I specific picked today to try and target minimal crowds as much as possible.

DO NOT need headlines like that today.

Costco has been low on stock for weeks.

[2Legit2Quit]

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Costco has been low on stock for weeks.

Pro tip, go to Costco in Okotoks. Was tons of stock when I went on Tuesday this week.

[The_Rural_Juror]

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Pro tip, go to Costco in Okotoks. Was tons of stock when I went on Tuesday this week.

Because Okotokians don't wipe their asses?

[ExtraSlow]

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Pro tip, go to Costco in Okotoks. Was tons of stock when I went on Tuesday this week.

Pro Tip don't ever go to the "regular" Calgary Costco's. Easthills, Crossiron or Okotoks only.

[Xtrema]

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So apparently it's time to panic and bulk-buy TP again?

You are a week too late. I'm good until 2021.

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That's just because all the hoarders are starting to run out from last time.

Can confirm.

[dirtsniffer]

gas is still $0.83 at the Tsuu tina. I don't care if they run out of TP I can wipe my ass with fives and I will still come out ahead.

[Tik-Tok]

I thought you guys were kidding. I was just at Costco for other stuff and looked down the tp aisle. One big empty wall, lol. Cashier said the hoarding started 3 weeks ago.

I've got enough until January I think, but I'll be running out of paper towel soon.

[NoSup4U]

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I thought you guys were kidding. I was just at Costco for other stuff and looked down the tp aisle. One big empty wall, lol. Cashier said the hoarding started 3 weeks ago.

I've got enough until January I think, but I'll be running out of paper towel soon.

The new Costco on the reserve was well stocked today.....starting to think I should stock up though

[ExtraSlow]

People act like Costco is the only place to buy this rare commodity. So bizzare when your local grocery will have plenty of it.

[Xtrema]

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People act like Costco is the only place to buy this rare commodity. So bizzare when your local grocery will have plenty of it.

TP isle at local Superstore is also pretty bare last week, only may be only 1/8 of the space stocked but not OOS.

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People act like Costco is the only place to buy this rare commodity. So bizzare when your local grocery will have plenty of it.

I just like the Kirkland stuff because a roll lasts 50% longer, and as I'm the only god damned muther fucker in this house that changes rolls, it means less work for me. Plus the price per roll is way better than anywhere else.