Not everyone knows how to use the 3 seashellsThis quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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Because he poops.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Bidet is the way.
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Hah, the pic is to rustle your jimies. The TP, I bought last weekend, as part of my normal purchase. Bought two varieties in case pcexpress shorted me on one kind.
I'm only slightly above normal inventory level at my house now. But as a household with four assholes, we do a lot of wiping.
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Why don't you take the keychain money and get a bidet? Not like beyonders are very good at collecting debts anyway.
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78 rolls plus whatever stock is in your four bathrooms plus the just recently purchased 96 rolls - you're probably good for almost 200 rolls of inventory right now. Good god man, does anyone ever get up off of the shitters in your home?This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I'm touched you went back and found that post. But there's 36 rolls in that photo, and it is included in the previous count of 78 rolls.
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I think you have crossed the gwill threshold into hoarding territory.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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Aah yes, the big numbers caught me off guard. Carry on.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
That's debatable. I mean, this is a few months worth. If I am deemed a hoarder, I'm comfortable with it.
Now if I buy any MORE TP in this week's order, then yeah, that's clearly hoarding.
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It's just one roll...
My plan is just to rob ES at gunpoint when I pick up my keychain
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If you think I have been trying to present myself as intellectually superior, then you truly are a dimwit.
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Take a few quad rolls and look for the octa rolls as he probably has those stashed away as well. Fucking TP hoarder.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
You don't even need a gun. Simply threaten to neg rep him.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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As killer knows, I am a softie.
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I don't have a pic like ES, but my wife just did the same thing the other weeked - Put in 2 sizes of TP on our pickup order incase one got shorted. "We'll just have extra if they have both" she said. Meanwhile, I had grabbed a giant pack while at Costco cause everyone else was doing it & it was even on sale. I have so much white gold now.
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It's a Chrysler, it won't last long enough to depreciate.
I hope that keychain money is subject to the same accounting accuracy you're exuding on this post.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Pro tip: Cook your food properly and 4 assholes don't get the runs 3x per night. Huge savings!This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
I picture a Snatch movie type of execution on this. Accents and all.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
2 ply judging by the photo!This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
Accounting sounds like something for spreadsheet nerds. I just carpe deim and yolo.
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Extraslow's place...
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Nah, just start taking vitamins and supplements to optimize your shitting. (Fibre really does help in this regard).