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    Duterte's gonna send a motorcycle death squad after you

    EDIT: Oh yeah speaking of weed vapes, going on 18 months with my knockoff PAX 2, still works great, not sure if you can find them anymore. I got a different off-brand dry herb vape for my roommate for his birthday last year and it works great as well. Was like 50 bucks. Your mileage may vary ordering anything from China currently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justing View Post
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    Is she even your wife if she doesn't use the maximum amount of dishes possible in a day?
    Kid wanted a single serve yogurt, she spoons all the yogurt into a bowl before giving it to the kid... the single serve container is already technically a bowl?!?

    But she's a kind soul, it's like she feels bad if not every single dish in our kitchen gets some attention.
    I can count the hours in the day by the number of spoons my wife has used and piled in the sink.
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    guessing who I might be, psychologizing me with your non existent degree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rage2 View Post
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    Dishwasher loading technique.
    This for sure!

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    Quote Originally Posted by killramos View Post
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    I can count the hours in the day by the number of spoons my wife has used and piled in the sink.
    In this house it's glasses.

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    I'm cracking up how similar all the dish usage and horrendous dishwasher loading is.
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    Phase 1: Wash clothes that are not dirty and were not in the hamper.

    Phase 2: Complain about quantity of laundry.

    Phase 3: Repeat phases one & two.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kloubek View Post
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    My wife is... ummmm... rather "square". She comes from the Philippines where alcoholism and gambling addiction runs rampant, lots of people smoke, and drugs are a huge no-no under their president's rule.

    Getting into bed a couple of weeks ago she said she smelled smoke on me. I admitted I had just smoked some weed.

    Hooooooly shit. You'd would have thought from the reaction that I just said I was doing lines off the asscrack of a hooker and chasing it with a few hits of crack.I won't bore you all with the details but let's just say it came to either I quit completely or she leaves me.

    Weed is more or less inconsequential to me, so her reaction seemed a little intense.

    Gonna have to be more careful now. Air out the garage real good, brush my teeth, wash my face and hands like I have Corona. Looking into vaporizers.
    Good luck man. Having been in relationships with tranditional asian girls, take a look at how much a divorce costs you before trying to hide it with vaping.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kloubek View Post
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    My wife is... ummmm... rather "square". She comes from the Philippines where alcoholism and gambling addiction runs rampant, lots of people smoke, and drugs are a huge no-no under their president's rule.

    Getting into bed a couple of weeks ago she said she smelled smoke on me. I admitted I had just smoked some weed.

    Hooooooly shit. You'd would have thought from the reaction that I just said I was doing lines off the asscrack of a hooker and chasing it with a few hits of crack.I won't bore you all with the details but let's just say it came to either I quit completely or she leaves me.

    Weed is more or less inconsequential to me, so her reaction seemed a little intense.

    Gonna have to be more careful now. Air out the garage real good, brush my teeth, wash my face and hands like I have Corona. Looking into vaporizers.
    Yeah, you could vape.

    Or you could.... stay with me here... just don't smoke weed, because it means a lot to your wife?

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    'You go stand in the Costco line.."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brent.ff View Post
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    'You go stand in the Costco line.."
    That's the one thing we're good on. Shopping. I fucking love grocery shopping right now. Safeway instituted a one way go through each aisle system, and 1/2 the people are rule followers, and 1/2 aren't. It's creating some intense drama. People are yelling at each other including staff. It's fucking amazing to watch people fall apart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cjblair View Post
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    Yeah, you could vape.

    Or you could.... stay with me here... just don't smoke weed, because it means a lot to your wife?
    Figuring out the best way to hide things from you spouse doesn't sound like the recipe for a successful marriage.

    Either invest the time to communicate with her about WHY you consume cannibis, or stop doing it.
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kloubek View Post
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    My wife is... ummmm... rather "square". She comes from the Philippines where alcoholism and gambling addiction runs rampant, lots of people smoke, and drugs are a huge no-no under their president's rule.

    Getting into bed a couple of weeks ago she said she smelled smoke on me. I admitted I had just smoked some weed.

    Hooooooly shit. You'd would have thought from the reaction that I just said I was doing lines off the asscrack of a hooker and chasing it with a few hits of crack.I won't bore you all with the details but let's just say it came to either I quit completely or she leaves me.

    Weed is more or less inconsequential to me, so her reaction seemed a little intense.

    Gonna have to be more careful now. Air out the garage real good, brush my teeth, wash my face and hands like I have Corona. Looking into vaporizers.
    Gummies

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    Quote Originally Posted by rage2 View Post
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    That's the one thing we're good on. Shopping. I fucking love grocery shopping right now. Safeway instituted a one way go through each aisle system, and 1/2 the people are rule followers, and 1/2 aren't. It's creating some intense drama. People are yelling at each other including staff. It's fucking amazing to watch people fall apart.
    Lol, that was quick. I was there the day they put it in place and there weren’t many people in the store, might have to go back so I can watch people try and fight when they are 6’ apart.
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    @Buster posted that 76 posts earlier
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    You realize you are talking to the guy who made his own furniture out of salad bowls right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kloubek View Post
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    My wife is... ummmm... rather "square". She comes from the Philippines where alcoholism and gambling addiction runs rampant, lots of people smoke, and drugs are a huge no-no under their president's rule.
    ...

    Gonna have to be more careful now. Air out the garage real good, brush my teeth, wash my face and hands like I have Corona. Looking into vaporizers.
    Worth a discussion on why you do it as ExtraSlow said.

    Think of it this way. What if it was something the other way around?

    "My husband is umm.. rather "square"... He comes from a conservative white family and I grew up in Airdrie where swinging is quite common. He sees a lot of prostitution and cheating where he grew up, so swinging is a huge no-no.

    Gonna have to be more careful now. Air out the proverbial garage real good, brush my teeth, wash my face and hands like I have Corona. Look into condoms.
    "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disoblige View Post
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    Worth a discussion on why you do it as ExtraSlow said.

    Think of it this way. What if it was something the other way around?

    "My husband is umm.. rather "square"... He comes from a conservative white family and I grew up in Airdrie where swinging is quite common. He sees a lot of prostitution and cheating where he grew up, so swinging is a huge no-no.

    Gonna have to be more careful now. Air out the proverbial garage real good, brush my teeth, wash my face and hands like I have Corona. Look into condoms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ExtraSlow View Post
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    Figuring out the best way to hide things from you spouse doesn't sound like the recipe for a successful marriage.

    Either invest the time to communicate with her about WHY you consume cannibis, or stop doing it.
    Playing devils advocate here, maybe SHE should communicate to him as to WHY she thinks its bad. Its legal. No different than drinking in the eyes of the law at this point. Perhaps she is in tune with the old mindset of weed=burnout.

    Both sides sound like a tough spot to be but the root of the issue is accepting the other for who they are and that sounds like either really is accepting of the other.

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    What's the over/under on divorces from the participants of this thread? 3.5 is my number.
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    Beyond, bunch of creme puffs on this board.
    Everything I say is satire.

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    Do break-ups with your live-in girlfriend count?

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