TEAR YOUR FAMILY APART! Inconsequential household debates during COVID-19 Crisis

[FraserB]

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You can just stay on one side or figure eight the whole board depending on the enemy property developments.
The money can be combined if you want-it's a house rule.
Added home rules include improving the utilities-if you own two on one side the standard rules apply but add a third and you multiply the first result (10x roll) by four in essence a 40x roll payment.
If all four are owned it's 10x10 roll so up to $1200 possible roll.
And if you land on a square occupied by an enemy you send them directly to jail.

It sounds like you enjoy a house full of screaming family members and kids hitting each other and throwing things

[ExtraSlow]

Figure eight monopoly with two currencies. Fucking hard no. My family current gets into screaming fights over video yoga sessions.

[ThePenIsMightier]

You gotta nail the board to your downstairs wet bar, like CharDee MacDennis!

[ianmcc]

We can't play Risk at my house; my youngest was the latest to flip the board. And you think lego pieces hurt when you step on them?
The girls immediately gang up on me since I usually lay waste to all; they leave each other alone and gleefully eliminate me first.
Video games are a complete different experience. My youngest tossed a Wii remote at the oldest-missed her and cracked the screen of our TV.

[ExtraSlow]

When to leave the house to get take-out food. If the restaurant says it'll be ready at 5:15, do you want to be there at 5:10, or 5:20? My wife and I cannot agree on that.

[The_Rural_Juror]

5:15...right after you pickup your prints.

[msommers]

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When to leave the house to get take-out food. If the restaurant says it'll be ready at 5:15, do you want to be there at 5:10, or 5:20? My wife and I cannot agree on that.

Always earlier. Restaurants overestimate how long it'll take but usually it's waiting already.

[AndyL]

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When to leave the house to get take-out food. If the restaurant says it'll be ready at 5:15, do you want to be there at 5:10, or 5:20? My wife and I cannot agree on that.

I came from a "if you're not 15 minutes early you're late" House. WTF dude... I'd go insane if I wasn't there at 5

[ExtraSlow]

I'm solidly in the early train. My wife generally leave the house a minute or two before the pickup time. And all our favourite restaurants are 5-10 minutes away....

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5:15...right after you pickup your prints.

Shit bro. Tomorrow.

[Tik-Tok]

I'm there right at the minute they say. Then I ask for the manager if it's late.

This long hair I'm sporting is controlling the Karen in me.

[speedog]

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I'm there right at the minute they say. Then I ask for the manager if it's late.

This long hair I'm sporting is controlling the Karen in me.

Curious, how long is long to you?

[Tik-Tok]

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Curious, how long is long to you?

Current photo of me with no barbers open.

[rage2]

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When to leave the house to get take-out food. If the restaurant says it'll be ready at 5:15, do you want to be there at 5:10, or 5:20? My wife and I cannot agree on that.

If they say it’s ready by 5:15 I will be there at 4:00. I need my me time.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Not cleaning the threads before screwing the lid back on: syrup, Kahlua, ketchup, cough syrup, Sambuca, Claritin and anything else that's sticky.
Just put some five min epoxy onto it and throw it the fuck out since you want a guarantee that no one will ever be able to open it, again!!

[JRSC00LUDE]

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Not cleaning the threads before screwing the lid back on: syrup, Kahlua, ketchup, cough syrup, Sambuca, Claritin and anything else that's sticky.
Just put some five min epoxy onto it and throw it the fuck out since you want a guarantee that no one will ever be able to open it, again!!

Do you have the wrists of a 6 year old girl? lol

[ExtraSlow]

No wrist shaming

[JRSC00LUDE]

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No wrist shaming

Technically I was shaming 6 year old girls.

[The_Rural_Juror]

That is such a High River thing to do.

[ThePenIsMightier]

LoL, you fuckin dicks!!
I suppose I was more complaining about the sticky, crusty mess than failing to open. I can always get them open but I think I recall breaking the lid on some dumb liqueur bottle, once.
That was a bad day for my limp wrists and Appletini.

[ercchry]

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LoL, you fuckin dicks!!
I suppose I was more complaining about the sticky, crusty mess than failing to open. I can always get them open but I think I recall breaking the lid on some dumb liqueur bottle, once.
That was a bad day for my limp wrists and Appletini.

Have you heard of... hot water?