What pissed you off today?

[ThePenIsMightier]

Our BBQ'd burgers went very poorly yesterday and I absolutely snapped. Fucking piece of useless shit flipper just kept pushing the patty instead of sliding under it and then the patty fucking falls apart and the pieces fall through the grates like there was a thousand dollar bill down there for them to pick up.
I have had this happen before and always blamed myself. "You know why no one likes you ThePenIsMightier? It's because you can't even BBQ a fuckin hamburger properly! It's not your baby dick or your stupid ugly face. It's that you're a complete failure of a man! Now use your mouth to pleasure me, you sack of shit."

No more...

I took a better look at my flipper and that piece of shit was about as thick as cell phone so I went to the driveway and smashed that useless fucking thing to bits on the concrete, collected the pieces and hurled then into the trash can hard enough that it broke the bottom of the can. I assume this happened too quickly for the neighbours to start filming, but I'm not 100%. It was awesome. I felt like Homer Simpson when (yet again) his attempt at masonry failed.

LoL! Fucking wing nut, lunatic!

Now I'm off to see if it's possible to spend $100 on a burger flipper.

[ExtraSlow]

I have had this exact experience.
Went to this style and it changed my life.

The other tip is to not hassle your burgers much. Don't poke em, and don't flip em every thirty seconds. They flip and slide much easier when they are fully cooked on that side.

[vengie]

The realization that with the current depth of our pay cuts I made more bar tending 3 nights/ week as a student than I am now working 60+ hours/ week.

[revelations]

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It's that you're a complete failure of a man! Now use your mouth to pleasure me, you sack of shit."

No more...

I took a better look at my flipper and that piece of shit was about as thick as cell phone so I went to the driveway and smashed that useless fucking thing to bits on the concrete, collected the pieces and hurled then into the trash can hard enough that it broke the bottom of the can. I assume this happened too quickly for the neighbours to start filming, but I'm not 100%.

Um, if serious - maybe try the C19 mental health thread? Holy cow.