$6.66/$4.44 barrel oil?

[Darkane]

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I feel like the storage situation is going to get totally crazy very soon. But hell, what do I know? Orderly shut-ins are one thing. Emergency shut-ins are coming, and some of those have the possibility of long term damage to equipment and reservoirs.

Hard V for recovery.

[The_Rural_Juror]

Oil Tankers. Like itty bitty ants.

[killramos]

An ant is even smaller than a ferret. Must be pretty insignificant.

[The_Rural_Juror]

You can't toast an ant but you can toast a toaster.

[killramos]

I would like to witness this toasted toaster for myself one day.

Does that require the use of a toaster oven? Does wolf make a toaster oven?

What is oil?

[ExtraSlow]

I don't even toast toast. You guys are next level.

[vengie]

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Oil Tankers. Like itty bitty ants.

Where is this from?

[ExtraSlow]

[nzwasp]

What does everyone think of Irvings plan to tanker oil from Alberta from the west coast to east coast through the Panama canal?

https://atlantic.ctvnews.ca/irving-a...john-1.4914417

[ExtraSlow]

It's a stunt, but possibly a useful one.

[The_Rural_Juror]

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I would like to witness this toasted toaster for myself one day.

Does that require the use of a toaster oven? Does wolf make a toaster oven?

What is oil?

I had plans to toast a toaster in my toaster oven while being toasted in the oven, but that's a turducken level of messed up.

[killramos]

Pretty sure I’m way too toasted right now to follow that.

[The_Rural_Juror]

Toast -> Toaster -> Toaster Oven -> Oven -> Mobile Home -> Jeremy Clarkson with a bazooka.

[you&me]

Like a bit of Crocodile Dundee, "that's not a knife..."

Killramos asked about Wolf toaster ovens, so Juror wanted to show that he had a full size Wolf oven...

[killramos]

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Like a bit of Crocodile Dundee, "that's not a knife..."

Killramos asked about Wolf toaster ovens, so Juror wanted to show that he had a full size Wolf oven...

This goes so much deeper than you can possibly comprehend.

[The_Rural_Juror]

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Like a bit of Crocodile Dundee, "that's not a knife..."

Killramos asked about Wolf toaster ovens, so Juror wanted to show that he had a full size Wolf oven...

Why do you say that it's a Wolf oven? I don't live in Aspen.
And yes...we're toast fanatics.

[nzwasp]

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Why do you say that it's a Wolf oven? I don't live in Aspen.
And yes...we're toast fanatics.

it looks like a samsung oven to me.

[ExtraSlow]

Looks same as my Electrolux. Doesn't everyone have those same blue enamel interiors now?

[The_Rural_Juror]

I like Maytag. They are the most reliable. Wolf is so west of Sarcee.

[ExtraSlow]

Okay guys, actual oil pricing talk since the appliance discussion seems to have died down.
How (in the fuck, he muttered) is oil up above $20, and damned near $30 by the new year?
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/ene...eet-crude.html


I understand a little contango, and maybe this is just my mental state talking, but good lord, there's too much oil, nowhere to store it, and that is going to be a problem for the rest of 2020 at least.

Are investors just being optimistic compared to my pessimism?