Money

[The_Rural_Juror]

You guys seem like you are shitty with money - having spent most of your youth prostate massaging yourself while flipping through Import Tuner in a dark corner of Chapters.

No matter, I am here to help. Start by watching this damn video from a legendary hedge fund manager, 7.5 years before he made the best trade in history. He's fucking smarter than you, he's better looking than you, and he's the mayor of Tendie Town. Don't piss me off. Watch this in its entirety or my bichon frise will bang your wife without protection. Repeatedly.

[killramos]

Bill Ackman lol. Thanks for that.

[Buster]

short herbal life

[The_Rural_Juror]

But it's a good video for fucktards, right?

[killramos]

Wait. What.

[The_Rural_Juror]

He put the fun in fundamentals, right?

[Buster]

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But it's a good video for fucktards, right?

you cheeky bastaaad

[The_Rural_Juror]

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you cheeky bastaaad

It feels more like a fireside conversation now.

[Buster]

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It feels more like a fireside conversation now.

you do seem a lot smarter all of a sudden.

[The_Rural_Juror]

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you do seem a lot smarter all of a sudden.

As do you, old chap. I see you have your smoking jacket on. Care for a cigar?

[shakalaka]

The fuck's going on in here...

[The_Rural_Juror]

Free and real finance education sir.

[max_boost]

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The fuck's going on in here...

You’re gonna need this finance education for your future dealership. Can we call it 1-stop?

Also on the paper, you can erase doc fee and replace with legal fee and customers can’t call it a scam and bam you got shak’d!

[The_Rural_Juror]

Yeah man. Why does it cost something like $0.70 to photocopy a page of paper anyway, shak? That's at least a 99% profit margin considering photocopiers have autofeeders, paper/toner are cheap, and articling lawyers are paid less than drug dealers on a per hour basis.

[The_Rural_Juror]

@03ozwhip from the other thread.

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Ya i try and stick to that, doesn't always happen. I do go on EI, most of the time its just a month or 2 a year, but this was my longest at almost 4 months due to covid and shit.

You never know how the industry will work being a welder in the field.

I am turning a new Nissan Leaf and want to be the most helpful person on this goddamn subforum, so I am going to help with easy to follow steps.

1) Do a budget like this


2) Figure out how much you can take out during retirement. If you don't know when you are going to die for the average person at your age, go to this link: https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/t1/tbl1...pid=1310013401



Is $978 enough for the models and bottles lifestyle at Wildflower Ranch?

If yes - you are in good shape. Else - you need to make more money or your investments need to stop having analbead buttsecks and start reproducing. I will cover that in a future discussion.
Yes I am aware of inflatulence and tax shitters.

[Masked Bandit]

What the actual fuck is happening in here? Was there a plate of LSD passed around that I missed?

[The_Rural_Juror]

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What the actual fuck is happening in here? Was there a plate of LSD passed around that I missed?

I am trying to help financially educate people. What does it look like to you?

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The very first thing you should invest in is self education on the world of personal finance. Don't talk to the bank, they're sales people.

That's me. I give hopes and dreams. Thoughts and prayers cost extra.

[Disoblige]

This guy uses purple Comic Sans MS, you know he is legit.

[ercchry]

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This guy uses purple Comic Sans MS, you know he is legit.

I’m pretty sure he tried to sell me some mutual funds at my bank when what I specifically asked for was a briefcase full of $20 bills for a trip to MTL

[The_Rural_Juror]

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a briefcase full of $20 bills for a trip to MTL

Big tipper. I thought the standard is a toonie?