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My kids piss me off more than they make me happy, if we're talking quantity of time lol, but the quality of the happiness they give me is ridiculous.
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Latest cute thing our 2 year old has started... before we put her down to bed she gets a hug and a kiss and then she whispers in my ear "daddy, go play... go play". F'n hilarious.
Cute things are good, but there's some fucked up things kids say too. For example such gems as: "I want to see daddy bleed" "Daddy, you are going to die before I'm grown up"
I see you got that gender fluid training in early.
Daddy you're fat like Santa. Daddy, would it hurt if I kicked you in your penis? Daddy why are you so bald?This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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Our 5 month old has been sleeping for 11 hours pretty consistently, with 1 dream feed.
If he could just get a couple daytime naps in I think my wife would be in heaven.
I think every kid does this. My youngest was in tears one night thinking about this.This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
"Well, soon I'm going to grow into bra, so I'll need a bigger bathing suit then."
Yep.. except mine thinks the other way. The other day she (4yo) said "when you and mommy get older and shrink, this will be my house. After you guys are gone. The red car too."This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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What's harder? I have teachers emailing me telling me my kid is just not giving a fuck about school and is failing. Can I opt out of parenting now?This quote is hidden because you are ignoring this member. Show Quote
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I thank jebus every night that my kids care about school and that they do well.
I have one kid that's good at school, and one kid that cares about school, and both have diagnosed learning disabilities, plus other issues. It's a grind.
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I remember telling my parents in highschool that I didn't need to try any harder as I was satisfied with my grades
I barely graduated highscool, doing pretty ok i think... I wish i tried harder and was nicer to my parents now though haha..
SJW high school can be a difficult gauge of what kind of person your kids is going to be, my parents got the same phone calls (back then) a lot.. attendance suspension, re doing courses in case i failed etc.. same with lots of my "lazy/un-motived" friends. As soon as it's time for the real world we got right into it and gave'r. School was fucking boring/easy, geared towards people who who learn at a slower pace. i hated it...
Y'all should be askin' 89coupe for tips.
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I have a BMW so im not stupid.
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