Dodge Douchebaggery

[The_Rural_Juror]

Ahhh yes. More drag to help stay in your lane.

[ExtraSlow]

How do those look in the other configuration? Not sure I've ever seen it.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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How do those look in the other configuration? Not sure I've ever seen it.

Oh, Man! They're a clever bunch with some cuts-to-the-bone comebacks, as well.



It's like the know me and can see my soul.

[bjstare]

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Oh, Man! They're a clever bunch with some cuts-to-the-bone comebacks, as well.



It's like the know me and can see my soul.

I just assumed they were all financed to the tits.

[ExtraSlow]

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I just assumed they were all financed to the tits.

Leverge to maximize gainz bro.

[Tik-Tok]

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I just assumed they were all financed to the tits.

As well as their ex-wives tits

[arcticcat522]

Generally speaking, are they not the cheapest option for trucks?

[Twin_Cam_Turbo]

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Generally speaking, are they not the cheapest option for trucks?

In a lot of ways yes.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Whoa, Playa. Is that an $80k truck? You must be livin on a gravy train with biscuit wheels. Your life must be like a rap video.

[killramos]

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Oh, Man! They're a clever bunch with some cuts-to-the-bone comebacks, as well.



It's like the know me and can see my soul.

I don’t think they could have made a cheaper looking truck to make that meme

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[The_Rural_Juror]

Fugger even idles his truck after parking.

[ThePenIsMightier]

Maybe available without tow mirrors.


*individual results may vary.

[Disoblige]

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It's a Ram. I am going to need bigger potatoes.

Yams. Sweet, sweet yams.
The smell will make it seem like he is burning coolant.
Even though coolant burns white, he won't notice the black smoke of the burnt yams since he rolls coal all day.

[Masked Bandit]

I had a guy once refer to the sound of his idling diesel as "Alberta Panty-Dropper"...

Like fuck, how do you ever reason with someone like that?

[ThePenIsMightier]

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I had a guy once refer to the sound of his idling diesel as "Alberta Panty-Dropper"...

Like fuck, how do you ever reason with someone like that?

Amazing. I'm picturing a tenured professor within a desired faculty at an elite university. You know? The type of guy who sticks his lower lip out a bit in photos to accentuate his machismo.

[The_Rural_Juror]

For the record, I would have been more PC with the thread title. Thanks for splitting the title to focus the shit posting.

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Yams. Sweet, sweet yams.
The smell will make it seem like he is burning coolant.
Even though coolant burns white, he won't notice the black smoke of the burnt yams since he rolls coal all day.

He only idled for 15 mins this morning. He's really on to me. What am I going to do with all these root vegetables now?

[killramos]

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For the record, I would have been more PC with the thread title. Thanks for splitting the title to focus the shit posting.

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What am I going to do with all these root vegetables now.

Put them in the dog owners bins. Apparently they don’t care.

[SKR]

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I had a guy once refer to the sound of his idling diesel as "Alberta Panty-Dropper"...

Like fuck, how do you ever reason with someone like that?

My Duramax has a 5 inch straight exhaust, and on fast idle with the turbo vanes closed it roars like a jet. I like it, but I don't think my neighbors do. There's no single women on my street though so it might be the wrong demographic to collect data. So far I've counted 0 panties dropped. Maybe they'd prefer the inline six clatter.

[killramos]

One of my power mirrors froze and wouldn’t extend this morning. Good thing I don’t drive a dodge or that would have been an instant Sepuku situation.