The Dog Shit MEGA THREAD

[jwslam]

thank you for the split

[Buster]

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Ok you're right. I will use a different example.

Meat and animal products. So a vegan.

So by definition you're a vegan but about dogs. Gross!!!

Checkmate.

You bastard, with your logic and smart response.

I shall doff my hat to you, sir, and acknowledge a point well made.

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Lol dude you can be so savage sometimes

I’ve come around on dogs. I didn’t understand them growing up but I can’t wait to get my first. I do prefer cats but they are mostly useless lol

I'm just throwing bombs.

I actually like dogs...my brother's labradoodle is awesome. If I lived on an acreage or farm, I'd probably have a dog running around outside shitting wherever. What I don't like is picking up dog shit, and dogs shitting on my lawn. I also like smoking and would smoke more if it wasn't bad for you. When I go to Montreal for the F1 every June, I turn into a chain smoker for the weekend.

[Sentry]

Go visit San Francisco and you can see human shit all over the sidewalks. I think the bums do it to spite normies.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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... every June, I turn into a chain smoker for the weekend.

LoL! I've also taken to doing this every ~few years. That's a funny thing to find out someone else has done.
Isn't it hilarious how easy it actually is to quit smoking?!
I was smoking on Fridays a few months ago and started to think I was doing it too often, so I stopped just a little before Halloween. No looking back. I don't think it even made me bitchy for a few days, as I recall from another time.

[Disoblige]

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You bastard, with your logic and smart response.

I shall doff my hat to you, sir, and acknowledge a point well made.

Woot woot!

[Buster]

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LoL! I've also taken to doing this every ~few years. That's a funny thing to find out someone else has done.
Isn't it hilarious how easy it actually is to quit smoking?!
I was smoking on Fridays a few months ago and started to think I was doing it too often, so I stopped just a little before Halloween. No looking back. I don't think it even made me bitchy for a few days, as I recall from another time.

I've smoked a lot or a little over various periods of my life. But I just stop if I feel like it. If I'm drunk I'll bum a smoke off of someone just for fun. Last time I smoked a cig was June 2019 when I was in montreal...no cravings after that or anything. I think some people just don't get addicted to smoking.

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Woot woot!

Every dog has his day.

[ThePenIsMightier]

I was in the drive thru line at a fast food place and the guy in front of me finished his order by asking for two additional, large patties, for his dog.

Is this a thing? Do any responsible owners do this? Or only the Casperest, Waffle t-shirt, White Trash in the Western hemisphere?

[killramos]

I think a lot of Tim’s have dog treat they give out or give them timbits lol

Treat a crazy persons dog like a human, earn a customer for life

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

That's why Starbucks does puppacino's right? My mom has told me stories of her getting extra cheeseburgers at McD's for her dogs. I hate it.

[firebane]

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I was in the drive thru line at a fast food place and the guy in front of me finished his order by asking for two additional, large patties, for his dog.

Is this a thing? Do any responsible owners do this? Or only the Casperest, Waffle t-shirt, White Trash in the Western hemisphere?

If we go to Dairy Queen we'll get a plain cone with nothing for the dog. We gave her a puppcino once from Starbucks but gave her really bad farts so no more of that lol.

Yes dog owners do it.. Nothing wrong with giving your a dog a treat now and then.

[cycosis]

Our pup gets a plain timbit at timmies. She loves them

[ThePenIsMightier]

Please tell me a "Puppacino" isn't some coffee-based, dog treat.

[FraserB]

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Please tell me a "Puppacino" isn't some coffee-based, dog treat.

It’s basically a cup full of whipped cream.

When I still went, my dog would get a treat at A&W, maybe his own plain burger some days. He’ll get a baby cone from Dairy Queen in a week or so when we have to go to the vet for shots

[Disoblige]

The puppuccino at Starbucks is the dumbest thing a dog owner could buy. Not only a waste of money but your dog will have varying degrees of "fun" later. Definitely marketing tactic and will give your dogs the shits.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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The puppuccino at Starbucks is the dumbest thing a dog owner could buy. Not only a waste of money but your dog will have varying degrees of "fun" later. Definitely marketing tactic and will give your dogs the shits.

And the segue comes back to steaming dog shit, just like I planned.
4D chess over here. Me & DisOblige!

[Tik-Tok]

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Definitely marketing tactic and will give your dogs the shits.

That seems like it would be more of a problem to the dog owner, than the dog itself. Nothing like cleaning up liquid shit off your floor.

[Xtrema]

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Treat a crazy persons dog like a human, earn a customer for life

https://www.ralphlauren.com/home-for-the-pet-pup

[Brent.ff]

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The puppuccino at Starbucks is the dumbest thing a dog owner could buy. Not only a waste of money but your dog will have varying degrees of "fun" later. Definitely marketing tactic and will give your dogs the shits.

pretty sure they're free...?

[Disoblige]

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pretty sure they're free...?

Oops you are right, my mistake.

Free for the whipped cream, but $20 for detergent solution to clean that shit out of your carpet if you already own a wet vac. $100+ if you don't.

[killramos]

Ahh I remember back to my fast food days, Starbucks specifically, when entitled people thought they should get stuff for free

Classic

$0.50 to add whipped cream to a drink, but free if you have a dog. And watch out if Karen catches you charging for it.