Gong Hay Fat Choi

[nzwasp]

Wishing all beyonders a happy and prosperous 2021

[ExtraSlow]

Happy lunar new year. This is a big thing for most of my coworkers and company executives. We've had special deserts and things at work every day.

[lilmira]

How dare you with the cultural appropriation.

[nzwasp]

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Happy lunar new year. This is a big thing for most of my coworkers and company executives. We've had special deserts and things at work every day.

It’s a big thing for my family too. I may be not Chinese but the rest of my family is. I spent my night finding all our red envelopes �� and now I’m at superstore to get glutinous flour to make ny cake for all our family and friends.

[jwslam]

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We've had special deserts and things at work every day.

How did they bring so much sand to work and what makes it special?


Spoiler:

四季平安 (Four Expensive Cheap Safe)
要咩有咩 (Need Sheep Have Sheep)
一團和氣
嫁入豪門
恭喜發財
學業進步
頂你個肺
福星拱照
有心有力
窮得只剩錢
年生貴子
一帆風順

Not sure what other cultures say so please educate my ass.

[ThePenIsMightier]

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How did they bring so much sand to work and what makes it special?

I think it's Middle Eastern people that bring the desert for Eid.

[ExtraSlow]

Goddammit

[LilDrunkenSmurf]

Happy lunar new year!

[Xtrema]

[suntan]

Hope you get rich motherfuckers!

[ThePenIsMightier]

I meant to remember this holiday, but failed. Fuck! How do I go ask the Chinese girl that works (sort of for) me if she wants the day off?
There is no scenario where I win in this, is there? Like, I'm pretty sure I could run up and squeeze her tits and it would be less awkward and work out better for me in the long run (still not good - but better). I'm picturing trying to say,
"Sooo... Gung Ho, Fat Chai! Ummm... I was thinking you should prolly want the day off, because... You, err... Your people... No! I mean, Umm... There's probably a Dim Sum special at Edo if I could buy you a lunch, or... Umm... Look, I made this fan from folded ledger paper for you, uh... Actually, I made four of them while I was getting a haircut, uhh... Here's the scissors I used, too. They're a quality pair. My grandfather fought in 'Nam, but he was an asshole, still I'm really sorry...
I gotta go, Bye!"

^All in Chappelle's white guy voice. All surrounded by occupied cubicles.

I better get in there so she can at least get half a day off! Wish me luck!